CANADA GEESE HEADING WEST ON THE AUSABLE RIVER IN EXETER ONTARIO THIS MORNING |
SOME ROADS HAD A LIGHT SNOW COVER ON THEM |
HIGHWAYS WERE BARE BUT WET WITH MELTING ROAD SALT |
PHEEBS AND I WEREN'T THE ONLY ONES AT THE PARK |
PATIENTLY WAITING OUTSIDE THE DENTAL CLINIC |
YAY, HERE COMES THE BOSS NOW |
AND HERE COMES OUR A&W SNACKS |
MORNING AT OUR HOUSE |
HAVING A BIG SNOOZE |
KELLY IN HER COLORFUL PJ'S THIS MORNING |
OUR LAMPOST AT THE END OF OUR DRIVEWAY THIS MORNING |
- You think the stock market has a fence around it.
- You think the O.J. trial was about the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test feud.
- You've ever lost a loved one to kudzu.
- Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
- Your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.
- You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
- You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame.
- Your home has more miles on it than your car.
Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets.
My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, it makes me cry…
Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.
Of all the dogs, a hot dog is the most noble; it feeds the hand that bites it.
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At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. "No woman," said one man, scornfully, "can keep a secret." "I don't know about that," answered a woman guest. "I have kept my age a secret since I was twenty-one." "You'll let it out someday," the man insisted. "I hardly think so!" responded the lady. "When a woman has kept a secret for twenty-seven years, she can keep it forever."