ON THE WAY TO PICK UP MY GOOD BUDDY RICHARD THIS MORNING |
FIERY SUMAC LEAVES |
WE WERE SURPRISED BY A GOLFCART LOAD OF SCARY PARK CHARACTERS THIS AFTERNOON |
THE COMMUNITY SPIRIT IN OUR PARK IS VERY MUCH ALIVE AND WELL:)) |
I BORROWED THIS PHOTO FROM ANOTHER PARK RESIDENT |
WE DROVE SUBIE UP INTO THE HARDWOOD FOREST |
YOU CAN SEE IT WASA VERY WINDY AFTERNOON |
AN OLD FARM GATE IN THE WOODS |
HEADING BACK TO THE CAR |
MAKING OUR WAY BACK OUT OF THE FOREST |
GROANER'S CORNER:(( A car was involved in an accident on the street. As expected a large crowd gathered. A newspaper reporter, anxious to get his story could not get near the car. Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly, "Let me through! Let me through! I am the son of the victim." The crowd made way for him. Lying in front of the car was a donkey.
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[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.
[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
[4] I believe we should all pay our taxes with a smile. I tried – but they wanted cash.
[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.
[6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
[8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
[9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
[10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
[11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it.
[12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
[13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
[14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
[15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
[16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
[17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
[18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.
[19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
[20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something
[21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!
[22] Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come.
[23] Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers touching gloves before the fight begins!
[24] Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
[25] There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
[26] There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!