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DID YOU SEE THE BEE?? |
Another mighty fine Sunday morning in the countryside as Pheebs and I wandered ourselves over to the Hullett Marsh. A slight cooling breeze held the heat and humidity down long enough for us to get a walk in plus a few photos. We were home shortly after ten and that was it for the day. Stayed inside where it was cool except for a short walk with Pheebs around 2 p.m.- The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway.
- You were born somewhere else.
- You know how to eat an artichoke.
- The primary bugs that you worry about are electronic.
- Your car has bulletproof windows.
- Left is right and right is wrong.
- Your monthly house payments exceed your annual income.
- If you need a new TV, you can run down to the local riot and pick one up.
- You dive under a desk whenever a large truck goes by.
- You can't find your other earring because your son is wearing it.
- You drive to your neighborhood block party.
- Your family tree contains 'significant others'.
- Your cat has it's own psychiatrist.
- You don't exterminate your roaches, you smoke them. You see 25 lawyers chasing an ambulance.
- More than clothes come out of the closets.
- You go to a tanning salon before going to the beach.
- Your blind date turns out to be your ex-spouse.
-More money is spent on facelifts than on diapers.
- When you can't schedule a meeting because you must 'do lunch'.
- Your children learn to walk in Birkenstocks.
- Rainstorms or thunder are the lead story for the local news. You'll reluctantly miss yoga class to wait for the hot tub repairman.
- You consult your horoscope before planning your day.
- A glass has been reserved for you at your favorite winery. When all highways into the state say: 'no fruits'.
- All highways out of the state say: 'Go back'.
- You pack shorts and a T-shirt for skiing in the snow, and a sweater and a wetsuit for the beach.
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