A PAIR OF CANADA GEESE ON OUR PARK'S POND THIS AFTERNOON AS SEEN THROUGH JETS OF WATER |
MY BROKEN PINE BRANCH PILES ARE GROWING BIGGER |
I HAD INTENDED TO RAKE THIS PATHWAY THIS MORNING BUT THERE WAS TOO MUCH DEBRIS ON IT |
BROKEN BRANCHES UP AGAINST NEIGHBOR MONICA'S HOUSE THIS MORNING NEEDED MY ATTENTION |
OUR SINGLE CROCUS FLOWER HAS FINALLY BLOOMED |
THE GUYS WERE VERY HAPPY TO GET OUT OF THE CARDBOARD BOX AND INTO THE POND TODAY |
ALL TEN OF THEM IN THE POND |
THEY SEEMED A LITTLE DISORIENTED AT FIRST |
OH-OH, THEY'VE SPLIT INTO TWO SOCIAL GROUPS |
BUT, I THINK THEY ARE TALKING OVER THEIR DIFFERENCES |
OH YAY, THEY HAVE RESOLVED THEIR DIFFERENCES AND ARE ONE BIG HAPPY FAMILY AGAIN |
YESTERDAY'S RAIN HAS SWOLLEN THE POND AND THE BROWN CHOCOLATE MILK LOOK IS BECAUSE OF SOIL WASHED OFF A FARMER'S FIELDS EAST OF THE PARK |
NICE TO SEE THE PARK'S WATER FOUNTAIN UP AND RUNNING FOR ANOTHER SEASON |
A PAIR OF CANADA GEESE KEEPING A LOW PROFILE ON THE OPPOSITE BANK HOPING PHEEBS AND I WON'T SEE THEM |
TOO LATE, THERE THEY GO INTO THE WATER |
LOOKING AT THE GEESE THROUGH THE PARK'S WATERFALL |
AND THERE SHE IS......MY VERY MUCH MOST FAVORITIST GIRL:)))) |
GROANER'S CORNER:(( Dumb Instructions- “Warning: May contain nuts.” — On a package of peanuts.
- “Do not eat.” — On a slip of paper in a stereo box, referring to the styrofoam packing.
- “Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death.” — Stamped on the metal barrel of a .22 calibre rifle.
- “Turn off motor before using this product.” — On the packaging for a chain saw file, used to sharpen the cutting teeth on the chain.
- “Not to be used as a personal flotation device.” — On a 6×10 inch inflatable picture frame.
- “Do not put in mouth.” — On a box of bottle rockets.
- “Please remove before driving.” — On the back of a cardboard windshield (for keeping the car from getting too hot when parked).
- “Remove plastic before eating.” — On the wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack.
- “Not dishwasher safe.” — On a remote control for a TV.
- “For lifting purposes only.” — On the box for a car jack.
- “Do not put lit candles on phone.” — On the instructions for a cordless phone.
- “Warning! This is not underwear! Do not attempt to put in pants.” — On the packaging for a wristwatch.
- “Do not recharge, put in backwards, or use.” — On a battery.
- “Not to be used as a personal flotation device.” — On a 6×10 inch inflatable picture frame.
- “Do not put in mouth.” — On a box of bottle rockets.
- “Please remove before driving.” — On the back of a cardboard windshield (for keeping the car from getting too hot when parked).
- “Remove plastic before eating.” — On the wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack.
- “Not dishwasher safe.” — On a remote control for a TV.
- “For lifting purposes only.” — On the box for a car jack.
- “Do not put lit candles on phone.” — On the instructions for a cordless phone.
- “Warning! This is not underwear! Do not attempt to put in pants.” — On the packaging for a wristwatch.
- “Do not recharge, put in backwards, or use.” — On a battery.
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- I built a model of Mount Everest. My son asked, “Is it to scale?” I replied, “No... it’s to look at.”
- I dont have attitude, I've got a personality you can't handle.
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A passerby noticed a couple of city workers working along the city sidewalks. The man was quite impressed with their hard work, but he couldn't understand what they were doing. Finally, he approached the workers and asked, "I appreciate how hard you're both working, but what the heck are you doing? It seems that one of you digs a hole, and then the other guy immediately fills it back up again. One of the city workers explained, "The third guy who plants the trees is off sick today."
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RETURNING FROM THE SOUTHWEST EACH YEAR WE ALWAYS STOPPED IN FOREST ONTARIO FOR A LAST COFFEE BEFORE ARRIVING HOME....THIS WAS MARCH 6TH, 2017 |
Al's Art Gallery
How wonderful those yellow duckies are!!!! Well done. They sure cheered me up, as I hope they did you. Hope your weatherman was wrong, and that a real warm-up arrives.
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ReplyDeleteLove the ducks…and seeing the crocus….our power came on tonight..out since last Saturday….We used our trusty Honda 2000…cooked outside on the Colman stove..
The great outdoors is wonderful therapy for the soul isn’t it Al? I LOVE the ducks. They look right at home in your pond and not stuck on the hood of a jeep which seems to be a “ thing” for jeepers. I also love the photo of Pheebs…what a dear friend and companion she is…and a sweetheart!
ReplyDeleteNow if you can "get all your ducks in a row" - everything will be just ducky. :)
ReplyDeleteOh how I love your ducks in the pond, such a clever idea. They put a smile on my face. Nice photo of Miss Pheebs and the ones of the Canadian Geese.
ReplyDeleteI'm sick of the winds here, but we don't have any trees to leave their arms and legs all over the ground to clean up. That is quite the pile!! I can feel the energy in your voice being out in the sunshine and fresh air. Love those windows all open days! The ducks are a delight - your pond is much bigger than I'd pictured before. Pheebs excited run around Kelly at your almost-home stop is a delight :-)) Love the big stardust pic today, magical
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