BAYFIELD'S PIERS ARE BEGINNING TO ICE OVER |
DID YOU NOTICE THE LADY IN WHITE? |
THE LADY IN WHITE WALKS OUT ALONG THE SOUTH PIER |
ICE FORMATIONS ALONG THE SIDE OF THE SOUTH PIER |
THE DEEP ICY BLUE COLD WATERS OF LAKE HURON MAY SOON BE COVERED IN ICE AND SNOW FOR AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE |
Step One: "We admitted we were powerless over Blogging - that our free time has become unmanageable."
Step Two: "Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to a simpler time before computers."
Step Three: "Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of our Spouses as we understand them."
Step Four: "Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of our Blogger thoughts & Blog archives."
Step Five: "Admitted to our Spouses, to ourselves, & to another Blogger person the exact nature of our blogging woes."
Step Six: "Were entirely ready to have our Spouse remove all nasty posts from our Blogs."
Step Seven: "Humbly asked Her/Him to remove our shortcomings, our spell checkers, & our publish buttons"
Step Eight: "Made a list of all fellow Bloggers we had commented to, and became willing to make amends to them all."
Step Nine: "Made direct amends to such Bloggers wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them, their Blogs, or their Blog followers ."
Step Ten: "Continued to take personal written inventory and when we were wrong promptly didn't blog about it."
Step Eleven: "Sought through humbleness and fear to improve our conscious contact with our Spouse as we understood Her/Him, begging only for knowledge of Her/His will for us and maybe our keyboards back to carry that out."
Step Twelve: "Having had a Blogger's awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to all fellow Bloggers, and to practice these principles in all our restructured Blogging affairs." 10-4!!
Hi, my names AL & I am a Blogger:))
THE BAYFIELD RIVER IS RE-FREEZING AGAIN |
A COUPLE OF ROADSIDE CHAIRS FOR WEARY WINTER WALKERS TO SIT DOWN UPON FOR A REST |
GROANER'S CORNER:(( The 76-year-old woman walked down the hallway of Clearview Addictions Clinic, searching for the right department. She passed signs for the "Heroin Addiction Department (HAD)," the "Smoking Addiction Department (SAD)" and the "Bingo Addiction Department (BAD)." Then she spotted the department she was looking for: "Facebook Addiction Department (FAD)." It was the busiest department in the clinic, with about three dozen people filling the waiting room, most of them staring blankly into their Blackberries and iPhones. A middle-aged man with unkempt hair was pacing the room, muttering,"I need to milk my cows. I need to milk my cows." A twenty-something man was prone on the floor, his face buried in his hands, while a curly-haired woman comforted him. "Don't worry. It'll be all right." "I just don't understand it. I thought my update was LOL-worthy, but none of my friends even clicked the 'like' button." "How long has it been?" "Almost five minutes. That's like five months in the real world." The 76-year-old woman waited until her name was called, then followed the receptionist into the office of Alfred Zulu, Facebook Addiction Counselor. "Please have a seat, Edna," he said with a warm smile. "And tell me how it all started." "Well, it's all my grandson's fault. He sent me an invitation to join Facebook. I had never heard of Facebook before, but I thought it was something for me, because I usually have my face in a book." "How soon were you hooked?" "Faster than you can say 'create a profile.' I found myself on Facebook at least eight times each day -- and more times at night. Sometimes I'd wake up in the middle of the night to check it, just in case there was an update from one of my new friends in India . My husband didn't like that. He said that friendship is a precious thing and should never be outsourced." "What do you like most about Facebook?" "It makes me feel like I have a life. In the real world, I have only five or six friends, but on Facebook, I have 674. I'm even friends with Juan Carlos Montoya." "Who's he?" "I don't know, but he's got 4,000 friends, so he must be famous." "Facebook has helped you make some connections, I see." "Oh yes. I've even connected with some of the gals from high school -- I still call them 'gals.' I hadn't heard from some of them in ages, so it was exciting to look at their profiles and figure out who's retired, who's still working, and who's had some work done. I love browsing their photos and reading their updates. I know where they've been on vacation, which movies they've watched, and whether they hang their toilet paper over or under. I've also been playing a game with some of them." "Let me guess. Farmville?" "No, Mafia Wars. I'm a Hitman. No one messes with Edna." "Wouldn't you rather meet some of your friends in person?" "No, not really. It's so much easier on Facebook. We don't need to gussy ourselves up. We don't need to take baths or wear perfume or use mouthwash. That's the best thing about Facebook -- you can't smell anyone. Everyone is attractive, because everyone has picked a good profile pic. One of the gals is using a profile pic that was taken, I'm pretty certain, during the Eisenhower Administration. " "What pic are you using?" "Well, I spent five hours searching for a profile pic, but couldn't find one I really liked. So I decided to visit the local beauty salon." To make yourself look prettier?" "No, to take a pic of one of the young ladies there. That's what I'm using." "Didn't your friends notice that you look different?" "Some of them did, but I just told them I've been doing lots of yoga." "When did you realize that your Facebooking might be a problem?" "I realized it last Sunday night, when I was on Facebook and saw a message on my wall from my husband: He said,'I moved out of the house five days ago. Just thought you should know.'" "What did you do?" "What else? I unfriended him of course!"
IN HER MOM'S KITCHEN IN SPENCERPORT, NEW YORK |
STARGAZING ON A COLD DESERT NIGHT AT THE HICKIWAN TRAILS RV PARK IN WHY, ARIZONA |
Yikes it's cold up there!
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had icicles hanging from my windows for more than a week.I hope you and Pheebs have a good night,-Mary
As a long-time reader I loved the house in Congress. You both worked hard making it 'yours' and it turned out beautiful... inside and out. Have you seen photos of it recently? I hope it's been kept up. Loved Kelly's pics and her smiles. This storm is horrendous... so much damage and accidents already. Stay warm .... and safe.
ReplyDeleteNice post and photos tonight. I remember following along as you and Kelly made improvements to the Congress cabin. You both worked very hard and it certainly showed with the lovely results. You and Miss Pheebs stay warm.
ReplyDeleteI remember when you planted all those cactus and raked the shapes of the paths. Also you trimmed some mesquite shrubs out back and raked "stuff" off the ground. Great pictures! Lovely pics again of Kelly. Glad you went out today and did nothing much but relax in your lounger w Kindle. Barb M
ReplyDeleteThat is where we met in the fall of that year. It was our first year traveling to the southwest and have enjoyed every time since. Your home was a beautiful place.
ReplyDeleteI don't know why I always enjoy those frozen piers so much - I can remember you posting pics from their camera while you were in Arizona :-) I had forgotten you still had Cora when you got Pheebs. Love you and Kelly bundled up under the stars. Amen to when you're really a grown-up. Really great comparative winter depictions between old man of the mountain and city flurries. Love those!
ReplyDeleteGroaner's Corner....that was very truthful.
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