TUCKED AWAY IN MY RECLINER

A combination of heavy winds and rain made for a wet start to our day but luckily it quit before Pheebs and I headed out for an even shorter Jeep drive around the Park than usual.  With all the rain I knew the road down around our recycle area in the Parks's south end would be a muddy mess.  A few far-off pics of a Canada Goose on the pond and that was about it for photos.  Another reading day tucked away in my recliner.  Tomorrow morning, Pheebs and I will once again be traversing our area roadways:))

Al's Music Box:)) Twilight Time is a popular 1944 song best known for its 1958 version by The Platters.  

GROANER'S CORNER:(( A man is walking from the lake carrying two fish in a bucket. He is approached by the game warden who asks him for his fishing license.  The fisherman says to the warden, "I did not catch these fish, they are my pets. Every day I come down to the water and whistle and these fish jump out and I take them around to see the sights only to return them at the end of the day."  The warden, not believing him, reminds him that it is illegal to fish without a license. The fisherman turns to the warden and says, "If you don't believe me then watch," as he throws the fish back into the water.The   warden says, "Now whistle to your fish and show me how they jump out the water."  The fisherman turns to the warden and says, "What fish?"

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A few signs you are getting old:
- You don't hold in your stomach when someone young and attractive enters the room.
-You are proud of your lawn mower.
- Your friend is dating someone half his age, but not breaking the law.
- You can sing along with elevator music.

- Someone calls your house at 9 pm, and asks, 'Did I wake you up?'

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- I made a lamb curry last night…Apparently they prefer grass!

- Someone stole all my lamps you'd think I'd be upset...but I'm actually delighted.

- I'm going to have to return the camouflage jacket I bought last week...I just can’t see myself wearing it!

- I went into the office early one morning and switched the M and N keys on everyone's keyboard. Some people will say I'm a monster.  The others will say I'm a nomster.

- I was dating a girl named Ruth but I broke up with her. I'm ruthless.
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