I HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO HOBBLE OVER TO THE DOOR

 A PLUMP LITTLE DARK-EYED JUNCO TODAY

Tuesday mornings we usually hear the garbage truck coming along the road first thing in the morning but this was Wednesday and the garbage truck had already been through yesterday.  So, why and what was that sound of a big truck slowly approaching.  Still in our PJ's with laptops in our laps, Kelly peeked out the window and saw a big white truck at our driveway.  'OMG' it must be the truck from London with Kelly's new chair on board.  Being quicker than me, Kelly raced off to her bedroom to change.  Me, well I had no choice but to hobble over to the door and greet the two burly delivery guys in my PJ's.  Good thing they weren't lady delivery drivers or I might have been charged with indecent inconsideration:((   

 KELLY IN HER NEW CHAIR

Al's Music Box:)) Wondering Where The Lions Are is a song written and performed by Bruce Cockburn. The track is from his 1979 album, 'Dancing In The Dragon's Jaws'.  It was Cockburn's only Top 40 hit in the United States, peaking at No. 21 on the Billboard Hot 100, and it peaked at No. 92 in Australia. While also a Top 40 hit in Cockburn's native Canada, it was not his biggest hit in that country, where seven of his subsequent singles reached higher chart positions. It was, however, named the 29th greatest Canadian song of all time in the 2005 CBC Radio series 50 Tracks: The Canadian Version.

 A TOUCH OF COLOR IN OUR PARK THIS MORNING

GROANER'S CORNER:(( A man is recovering from surgery when the Surgical Nurse appears and asks him how he is feeling.  "I'm O. K. but I didn't like the four-letter word the doctor used in surgery," he answered.  "What did he say," asked the nurse.  "Oops!"

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- Stressed is just desserts spelled backward.

- Don't get me candy for Valentine's Day.  I want a 10-piece chicken wings combo.

- The only scenario where you really need a landline today is when you’re trying to find your smartphone.

- The perfect man doesn’t swear, doesn’t smoke, doesn’t get angry, doesn’t drink. He also doesn’t exist.

- The road to success is always under construction.

- “Never criticize your spouse’s faults; if it weren’t for them, your mate might have found someone better than you.”

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