Monday, October 02, 2023

DON'T MISS HIS SENSE OF HUMOR

 MY LONG TIME GOOD BUDDY JIM AND I SIT DOWN FOR A COFFEE IN A SEAFORTH ONTARIO PARK
Just when I think we have absolutely seen the nicest weather day of the year, up pops a better one.  It was a marvelous day to sit outside in a comfortable lawn chair in a quiet Park setting with coffee in hand talking to a good friend.  And, that is just what I did.  My good Stratford buddy Jim and I once again met for coffee in a Park at the east end of Seaforth, Ontario.  Over the past couple of years, we have met in this Park at least half a dozen times which is so much better than a noisy rattle-and-bang coffee shop with its distracting din of animated voices and hardass plastic seating.  To this Seaforth Park, we bring our lawn chairs and leisurely chat away the hours surrounded by Mother Nature's quiet understanding.  Our coffee get-togethers are always a mini-marathon event and today was no exception as we brought this one in at exactly 5 hours.  Jim and I have been good friends for nearly 44 years so we always have things to talk about.  You can find Jim's excellently written real-life humorous stories on my sidebar under Lifetime Sentences.  Don't miss his sense of humor:))

JIM AND I HAD THE ONLY TWO VEHICLES IN THE PARKING LOT
 I DON'T KNOW....I PROBABLY DIDN'T MAKE IT BACK TO MY CHAIR BEFORE THE CAMERA'S SELF-TIMER WENT OFF
Since his serious motorcycle accident months ago, my son Sean has done incredibly well in healing from his serious injuries.  So well in fact that he is at Universal Studios in Los Angeles this week attending the PMA music conference.  I was telling Jim this morning how proud I am of Sean and how pleased I am that my lifelong love of music has passed through me to him and he has worked hard to creatively take it to a much higher level and make it his own success.         

 JIM HAS SOME OF HIS BEST PALS LIVING RIGHT IN HIS OWN BACK YARD IN STRATFORD
Music Box:)) Cry Me A River by Julie London was a 1955 single release for her.  This song in 2001 was later inducted into the Grammy Hall of Fame as well as the Library of Congress National Recording Industry in 2016.

GROANER'S CORNER:(( For Wine Lovers::

Q: What’s the secret to enjoying a good bottle of wine?
A: Open the bottle to let it breathe. If it looks like it’s not breathing, give it mouth-to-mouth!

Q: What did the grape do when someone stepped on it?
A: It let out a little wine!

Q: How do you determine how much wine to drink?
A: Just take it on a case-by-case basis.

Q: What is a woman’s idea of a balanced diet?
A: A glass of wine in each hand!

A man sat with his wife while she sipped on her glass of wine, as she said, “I love you so much, you know. I don’t know how I could ever live without you.”
Husband: Is that you or the wine talking?
Wife: It’s me talking to the wine.

A priest is sitting on a park bench mumbling to himself, when a police officer walks over. He smells alcohol on the priest’s breath and sees a wine bottle in a paper bag beside him.
Officer: Father, have you been drinking?
Priest: Just water.
Officer: Then why do I smell wine?
Priest: Good Lord! He’s done it again!

Q: How much should you spend on a bottle of wine?
A: I don’t know, maybe 20 minutes?

Customer: Can I get a bottle of McWine please?
Cashier: Sir, this is McDonald’s.

Young Man: Wow, 50 years. What’s your secret?
Older Man: Twice a week, we go out to a fancy dinner and drink a bottle of expensive wine. Tonight is my night. She gets Thursdays.

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1 comment:

  1. You and Jim really are fortunate to live close enough to visit each other, luv that he has a "pet
    rabbit",-Mary

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