A BEAUTIFUL SATURDAY MORNING FOR A RELAXING DRIVE THROUGH THE COUNTRYSIDE |
A FEW CONE FLOWERS ALONG THE WAY |
A PUDDLE OF FARAWAY DUCKS |
A LONE INUKSHUK STANDS SENTINAL OVER THE MAITLAND RIVER'S PASSING WATERS |
A YOUNG GAL QUIETS HER SKITTISH HORSE AS WE SLOWLY DRIVE BY |
RURAL SOUTHWEST ONTARIO ON A SUMMER'S MORN |
PROBABLY THE LAST DAY LILY OF THE YEAR IN OUR FLOWER GARDEN |
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- My doctor told me I have high blood pressure and short-term memory loss.
At least I don't have high blood pressure.
- My wife yelled, "Are you even listening to me?" I thought that was a weird way to start an argument.
At least I don't have high blood pressure.
- My wife yelled, "Are you even listening to me?" I thought that was a weird way to start an argument.
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A man was just coming out of anesthesia after a series of tests in the hospital, and his wife was sitting at his bedside. His eyes fluttered open, and he murmured, "You're beautiful." Flattered, the wife continued her vigil while he drifted back to sleep. Later, her husband woke up and said, "You're cute." "What happened to 'beautiful?'" she asked him. "The drugs are wearing off," he replied.
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