Seeings how I am another day older today than I was yesterday, I figured I had to be a touch wiser too. Well, that's my wise old Owl theory anyway. So, using that scant touch of wiseness I figured a morning walk under a shady growth of trees would be a much smarter thing to do than a walk out in the open under the blazing hot morning Sun. So, with that wise thought in mind, Pheebs and I headed off into Bayfield where we soon had ourselves walking along a dirt road under the tall cool pine trees of the Bayfield Cemetery. Sometimes, even I am surprised by my occasional bursts of unexpected smarts and short wisps of wonky wisdom. AND YES, WE DO HAVE FROGS IN OUR FRONT YARD FROG POND
NEXT DOOR TO THE BAYFIELD CEMETERY IS THE BAYFIELD INTERNATIONAL CROQUET CLUB
UNDERNEATH THIS LARGE WALNUT TREE I FOUND A LITTLE WALNUT FACE |
THIS IS A WALNUT POD |
AND THIS IS THE LITTLE WALNUT FACE |
A PATCH OF DAISIES IN BAYFIELD |
IT WAS A HOT AND HUMID DAY IN OUR FRONT YARD JUNGLE DAYLILY SUNBURST LOCUST LEAVES A GERANIUM IN DEEP SHADE
LOOK CLOSELY AND YOU WILL FIND ALIEN FACES IN THESE FLOWERS |
AND THERE ARE OTHER SHADOWY FACES IN OUR YARD AS WELL |
GROANER'S CORNER:(( Learn to Speak Southern...Before heading south for a vacation, it may be a good idea to learn the language of our southern brothers and sisters. And we're here to help........Hah Tu Spek Suthun:
BARD - verb. Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."
Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."
JAWJUH - noun. A highly flammable state just north of Florida.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjah bard my pickup truck."
MUNTS - noun. A calendar division.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I taint herd from him in munts."
ALL - noun. A petroleum-based lubricant.
Usage: "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."
FAR - noun. A conflagration.
Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh doesn't change the all in my pickup truck, that things gonna catch far."
BAHS - noun. A supervisor.
Usage: "If you don't stop reading these Southern words and git back to work, your bahs is gonna far you!"
TAR - noun. A rubber wheel.
Usage: "Gee, I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh doesn't git a flat tar in my pickup truck."
TIRE - noun. A tall monument.
Usage: "Lord willing and the creeks don't rise, I sure do hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Paris sometime."
RETARD - Verb. To stop working.
Usage: "My granpaw retard at age 65."
RATS - noun. Entitled power or privilege.
Usage: "We Southerners are willing to fight for our rats."
FARN - adjective. Not local.
Usage: "I cudnt unnerstand a wurd he sed ... must be from some farn country."
JU-HERE - a question.
Usage: "Juhere that former Dallas Cowboys' coach Jimmy Johnson recently toured the University of Alabama?"
HAZE - a contraction.
Usage: "Is Bubba smart?" "Nah ... haze ignert."
VIEW - contraction: verb and pronoun.
Usage: "I ain't never seed New York City ... view?"
GUMMIT - Noun. An often-closed bureaucratic institution.
Usage: "Great ... ANOTHER gummit shutdown!"
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ReplyDeleteHot and humid down here too at the southern tip of Indiana. My afternoon bike ride about killed me ... Croquet ... I use to love that game growing up. I wonder what the hounds would think if I cut "their" grass shorter and set up a croquet course in the back yard ????
ReplyDeleteOh WOW, since you had all your posting issues I have not been able to see your blogs in Blogger, I have to view them another way. I tried your suggestion of deleting and readding, didn't work. Now today ALL your past posts have shown up in Blogger. What the heck?? anyway I'm really glad about that.
ReplyDeleteFor Ruth, I run Blogger and have no trouble with Al's blog at all at this time.
DeleteAl you get the neatest frog pics i have ever seen. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteThere are those awesome shady pics again. Love the dark locust and geranium, too. Your second frog photo makes me want to paint it in oils....will write for permission when I get serious about sitting down to do it! Art! There's an article in an old Southern Living magazine that we have called, "Shade Tree Envy," and I am green with it right now, smile. Blessings, charming soul.
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