Wednesday, January 18, 2023

SOME DAYS JUST DON'T SEEM TO MEASURE UP

 'IS THE SUNSHINE COMING BACK SOON DAD?'
Kind of a grey blah-blah sort of day.  No snow yet and our daytime highs are still above freezing.  A Jeep ride to Goderich and back for Pheebs and I and that is about as exciting as it got.  Some days just don't seem to measure up much to other days.

 LAKE HURON'S COLD ICY WATERS
 IN THIS PHOTO IS THE PROFILE OF LAKE SCULPTED DOGGY FACE LOOKING OUT OVER THE WATER
 AND THERE IT IS ON THE LEFT
HMMMM, I THINK IT MIGHT BE A DORMANT ICE VOLCANO ALONG THE SHORELINE
 IT WAS A COLD WIND BLOWING IN OFF THE LAKE
 THE ALGOMA GUARDIAN STILL SITS EMPTY AT THE NORTHEAST CORNER OF GODERICH'S HARBOR
GROANER'S CORNER:(( 
A lady went to the bar on a cruise ship, and ordered a Scotch, with two drops of water. The bartender gave her the drink, and she said, "I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday, and it's today."  The bartender said, "Well, since it's your birthday, this one's on me."  As the lady finished her drink, a woman, to her right, said, "I'd like to buy you a drink, too." The lady said, "Thank you, how sweet of you. OK, then, Bartender, I want another Scotch, with two drops of water."  "Coming up," said the bartender.  As she finished that drink, a man, to her left, said, "I'd like to buy you a drink too." The lady said, "Thank you very much, my dear. Bartender, I'll have another Scotch, with two drops of water."  "Coming right up," the bartender said.  As he gave her the drink, this time, he said, "Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity. Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?"  The old woman giggled, and replied, "Sonny, when you're my age, you've learned how to hold your liquor. Water, however, is a whole other issue."

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A: Opposites attract.

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5 comments:

  1. Yep, the waters of Lake Huron do look foreboding this time of the year. Hopefully the ice volcano doesn't erupt or you could have a great deal more ice!!!

    Deb

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  2. I try hard to see the positive of every day no matter the weather but I LOVE hot weather. LOL

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  3. Your day might not have measured up for you, but your photos sure measured up for me.

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  4. Hey Al it was tee shirt and shorts weather here in Decatur Alabama. I talked with mother nature and told her to take some of this weather up there to you and Pheebs. Enjoy it.

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  5. Miss Pheebs was the sunshine in my day with her photo!

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