lI THINK I WILL JUST LASH MYSELF TO OUR AIR CONDITIONER

 SATURDAY MORNING IN THE COUNTRYSIDE

Another muggy day so most of my time was spent inside reading.  Pheebs and I did manage our walk in the morning's cooler air before the heat built up so at least we had ourselves a bit of exercise.  Sunday is predicted to be even hotter than today so I just may lash myself to our A/C unit and call it a day...........

 A RELAXING EARLY SEPTEMBER MORN

 THERE ARE A LOT OF ROOF TRUSSES IN THAT NEW BARN 

GROANER'S CORNER:((  In the courtroom, the judge is asking the little boy, "Do you want to live with your mother?" The little boy says, "No, she beats me." The judge says, "Do you want to live with your father?" "No, he beats me too," says the little boy. The judge scratches his head and says, "Ok, son, then who do you want to live with?" Without a moment's hesitation, the boy says loudly, "The Toronto Blue Jays, because they don't beat anybody."

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My wife isn’t very good in the kitchen. The last time she cooked she burned the salad.

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A tom cat and a tabby cat were courting on a back fence at night. The tom leaned over to the tabby with pent-up passion and purred... "I'll die for you"  The tabby gazed at him from under lowered eyelids and asked, "How many times?".

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