OVERNIGHT COULD BE A DIFFERENT STORY

Here we are beginning the last week of July already.  Isn't it supposed to be more like the first of June or something?  How can we, in one short month from now, be looking at September on our doorstep already?  I've heard of time warps before but this is kinda nuts!!

 BIG STRAW BALES AFTER THE WHEAT HARVEST

 SOFTLY ROLLING HILLS IN SOUTHWESTERN ONTARIO FARMLAND

 AN OASIS OF SMALL YELLOW FLOWERS IN A SEA OF BEANS

 THIS OLD MILK CAN IS A CLEVER IDEA FOR A  RURAL MAILBOX

 I THINK HER NAME MIGHT BE STEPHANIE

A warm southerly breeze on our walk this morning with skies to the west looking a little grumpy.  A few hours later we had some thunder and lightning along with a short shower.  And that was the end of our moisture for the day.  However, by the look of our live weather radar site, overnight could be a different story.  

 A LOW DRAINAGE AREA IN A CORNFIELD

 AS THE CORN PLANTER ROLLS ALONG IN THE SPRING IT SPACES THE CORN KERNELS IN A RELATIVELY EVEN LINE

 AND THEN SOMETIMES IT GOES.......'OOOOPS'

Needless to say, it was another inside day for me as the heat and humidity made it feel like +90F.  

 I THINK THIS FELLER HAS JUST HAD HIMSELF A GOOD OLD UPSIDE-DOWN ROLL ON THE GROUND

GROANER'S CORNER:(( You might be a redneck if...

Your home has more miles on it than your car.

Your Christmas tree is still up in July.

You've ever been arrested for shirtless loitering.

There is a stuffed possum somewhere in your house.

You hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.

You own a homemade fur coat.

Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.

Your momma has "ammo" on her Christmas list.

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