THIS IS A TYPICAL RURAL SETTING IN SOUTHERN ONTARIO |
WHEAT FIELDS ARE BEGINNING TO SHOW THEIR GOLDEN COLOR |
SPOTTED THIS YOUNG FARM FELLA RACING THROUGH HIS CORN FIELD ON AN ATV |
MONDAY EVENING WE TOOK A WALK AROUND THE PARK'S POND |
LUCKILY I WAS GOING SLOW ENOUGH TO STOP FOR THESE LITTLE FELLERS THIS MORNING |
GROANER'S CORNER:(( A minister shocked his congregation when he announced that he was resigning and moving to a drier climate. Afterward, a very distraught lady came to the minister with tears in her eyes, "Oh, minister, we are going to miss you so much. We don't want you to leave!" The kind-hearted minister said, "Now, now, sister, don't carry on. The minister who takes my place might be even better than me.""Yeah," she replied, with a tone of disappointment in her voice, "that's what the last minister said, too."
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I went to see my doctor this morning. “Someone decided to graffiti my house last night!” I raged. “So why are you telling me?” the doctor asked. “I can't understand the writing,” I replied. “Was it you?”
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ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.
CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.
CHICKENS: The only creatures you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.
HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.
INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.
SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.
TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor-saving devices of today.
YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines.
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So glad that Kelly continues to feel good!
ReplyDeleteWishing Kelly to continue to feeing better.
ReplyDeleteYou'll have to find out Craig's secret to continued growth! The ducklings are precious and lucky you were paying attention :-) Wonderful that Kelly is feeling better and good to see her and Pheebs out enjoying the sunshine. Beautiful flowers.
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