LOOKS LIKE A MOURNING DOVE SMORGASBORD CONVENTION IN OUR FRONT YARD TODAY |
THIS BRAVE LITTLE JUNCO ISN'T DETERRED BY THE HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS BELOW |
JUST A COUPLE YEARS AGO HIGH WATER LEVEL WAVES WERE EATING AWAY AT THE PARKING LOT |
A LARGER BEACH AREA THAN USUAL |
DRIFTWOOD |
I DON'T THINK THIS SECTION OF WATERWORN LUMER IS FROM A SHIP.....MAYBE FROM A DOCK OR A WHARF....COULD HAVE FLOATED ACROSS THE LAKE FROM MICHIGAN |
THIS FELLA SURE WAS HAVING TROUBLE CONTROLLING HIS LARGE DOG FROM PULLING HIM ALL OVER THE PLACE ON BAYFIELD'S MAIN STREET |
BACK AT OUR PARK WE HAD HAD MORE SNOW FLURRIES IN THE AIR |
'HEY PETEY ARE YA DOWN THERE'?? |
- Holy Water: A liquid whose chemical formula is H2OLY.
- Hymn: A song of praise, usually sung in a key three octaves higher than that of the congregation’s range.
- Incense: Holy Smoke!
- Jesuits: An order of priests known for their ability to find colleges with good basketball teams.
- Jonah: The original “Jaws” story.
- Justice: When your children have kids of their own.
- Kyrie Eleison: The only Greek words that most Catholics can recognize besides gyros and baklava.
- Magi: The most famous trio to attend a baby shower.
- Manger:
1- Where Mary gave birth to Jesus because Joseph wasn’t covered by an HMO.
2- The Bible’s way of showing us that holiday travel has always been rough.
- Pew: A medieval torture device still found in Catholic Churches.
- Procession: The ceremonial formation at the beginning of Mass, consisting of altar servers, the celebrant, and late parishioners looking for seats.
- Recessional: The ceremonial procession at the conclusion of Mass—lead by parishioners trying to beat the crowd to the parking lot.
- Relics: People who have been going to Mass for so long that they actually know when to sit, kneel, and stand.
- Ten Commandments: The most important Top Ten list not produced by David Letterman.
- Ushers: The only people in the parish who don’t know the seating capacity of a pew.
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A traveling salesman was held up in the west by a rainstorm and flood. He e-mails his office in NY: "Delayed by storm. Send instructions." His boss e-mails back: "Start vacation immediately."
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Catholic definitions #3 hymn.....so true!! Elva Shannon
ReplyDeleteSo nice to think of spring arriving in less than a month!
ReplyDeleteYeah, good idea to rely on Kelly. I always like to have an auditory person along for an auditory event. I'm a visual person. In school, I always had to take a lot of notes so I could SEE what was said.
ReplyDeleteGood grief that is a big dog in the photo after the shoreline ones. Tail curled over its back. What on earth could it be.
I'm really over February. It's almost over, but I'm really over it.
P.S. Thanks for the brave junco.
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