Wednesday, January 26, 2022

SAME CONSISTENCY AS A COUPLE WET NOODLES

 BAYFIELD'S VIRTUAL HIGH SCHOOL ON MAIN STREET
'Sunshine'....need I say more.  Well yes, I do need to say more.  Maybe not much more but at least some more.

 HOW UPLIFTING TO SEE MORNING'S SUNSHINE TOSSING SHADOWS ACROSS THE ROAD
GOOD THING THIS FELLOW HAS ON HS SNOW TIRES
 THERE WAS NOT A TRACE OF OPEN LAKE WATER TO BE SEEN THIS MORNING
AFTER LAST YEAR'S PARTIAL SINKING THERE ARE NO FISHING BOATS WINTERING HERE THIS YEAR
 STACKED PICNIC TABLES AWAIT THIS SUMMER'S SAIL BOATERS
THE LAKE ICE HAS STRETCHED OVER THE HORIZON
Almost out of birdseed I headed into Bayfield's Porters Hill Wild Bird Seed Company and picked up a couple more 20-pound bags of 'Premium Mix'.  A short drive around Bayfield for a few photos and I was on my way home again.  Just soooooo nice to see sunshine in the front yard with numerous little birds twitting about all over the place.

 NICE TO SEE BAYFIELD'S SHOP BIKE COFFEE SHOP OPEN AGAIN AFTER A FEW WEEKS HOLIDAYS
 JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THIS MORNING'S BLUE SKY
 A TYPICAL OLDER BAYFIELD COTTAGE
 A BIT OF FOG THIS MORNING??  NOPE, THAT'S THE JEEP'S EXHAUST DRIFTING BY ON A SLIGHT WESTERLY BREEZE
 A LITTLE CABIN IN THE WOODS ALONG THE WAY
Hadn't shoveled my pathways Tuesday so I planted myself on the end of my snow shovel around noon and shuffled meself around the pathways for half an hour.  Only about an inch of the new-fallen white fluffy stuff to move so it was no big effort.  Despite the cold air, the exercise felt good for a change.  My legs this winter have about the same consistency as a couple wet noodles.

 I THINK THESE TWO ARE HAVING A LITTLE STAND-OFF
 OH-OH REINFORCEMENTS
 'YOU DON'T SCARE ME YA BIG BLUE CHICKEN'
 'HIT THE ROAD YA LITTLE RED BUZZARD'
Scooter surprised me this afternoon by starting right up with just a short turn of the key.  Now if I could just get that darned GPS programmed for Arizona and plow my way out of the driveway.... 

GROANER'S CORNER:((  
A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress (taking another order at a table a few paces away) suddenly noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, but the woman acted unconcerned.  The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table.  Still, the woman dining across from him appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared.  After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table.  The woman calmly looked up at her and replied, "No he didn't. He just walked in the door."

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- Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?  No one can eat just one potato ship.

- What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?  A pool table.

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6 comments:

  1. Love the pics Al. Now that is the lake scenes I recall from your blogs last year. And it’s interesting that the harbor has no boats tied up.

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  2. The sun sure cheers up all the pretty snow!! The snow capped picnic tables are so cool. Love all the bird antics - they're colors are wonderful.

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  3. Down here, it's birdseed in the winter and sugar for hummingbird feeders in the summer. One year when sugar went up for some reason, I told those little birds they needed to find a job and fork over some cash. They didn't. But as I had a job....

    So glad you had a sunny cheery day. Grey and cold (for here, never out of the 40's, Fahrenheit that is,

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  4. My husband got a bird feeder for Christmas. After only a month he said the birds need to go on a diet. Elva Shannon

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  5. Your captions on the blue jay - cardinal stand-off caught us by surprise and made us roar with laughter. You are so funny. :-) Thank you for lightening our day with laughter. Blessings, Ann

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