'BLOGGERS ANONYMOUS'

A slightly brighter grey day meant a thinner overhead cloud cover.  Brighter is good.  Temps hovered around the freezing mark but at least we didn't get the expected overnight snow.  It's another one of those days I can't seem to drum up anything of interest to write about.  Took a few pics on our morning Jeep ride and that's about it.  Oh, except for this which is something I wrote on this day back on January 16th of 2011.  It is based on the 12 steps of Alcoholics Anonymous. (which I happen to know about first hand)  I call my version....'Bloggers Anonymous'

Step One:  "We admitted we were powerless over Blogging - that our free time has become unmanageable."

Step Two:  "Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to a simpler time before computers."

Step Three:  "Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of our Spouses as we understand them."

Step Four:  "Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of our Blogger thoughts & Blog archives."

Step Five:   "Admitted to our Spouses, to ourselves, & to another Blogger person the exact nature of our blogging woes."

Step Six:  "Were entirely ready to have our Spouse remove all nasty posts from our Blogs."

Step Seven:  "Humbly asked Her/Him to remove our shortcomings, our spell checkers, & our publish buttons"

Step Eight:  "Made a list of all fellow Bloggers we had commented to, and became willing to make amends to them all."

Step Nine:  "Made direct amends to such Bloggers wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them, their Blogs, or their Blog followers ."

Step Ten:  "Continued to take personal written inventory and when we were wrong promptly didn't blog about it."

Step Eleven:  "Sought through humbleness and fear to improve our conscious contact with our Spouse as we understood Her/Him, begging only for knowledge of Her/His will for us and maybe our keyboards back to carry that out."

Step Twelve:  "Having had a Blogger's awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to all fellow Bloggers, and to practice these principles in all our restructured Blogging affairs."    10-4!!

Hi, my names AL & I am a Blogger:)) 

 THIS ICY ROAD IS NOT MAINTAINED IN THE WINTER

 YES, IT WAS A GREY DAY ALRIGHT

 A BIT OF COLOR IN THE CORNER OF THIS BARNYARD

GROANER'S CORNER:(( How to be Politically Correct when talking about Men:: 

He does not have a beer gut...
He has developed a Liquid Grain Storage 

He is not quiet...
He is a Conversational Minimalist.

He is not stupid...
He suffers from Minimal Cranial Development.

He does not get lost all the time...
He discovers Alternative Destinations
or gets temporarily misoriented.

He is not balding...
He is in Follicle Regression.

He is not a cradle robber...
He prefers Generationally Differential Relationships.

He does not get falling-down drunk...
He becomes Accidentally Horizontal.

He is not short...
He is Anatomically Compact.

He does not constantly talk about cars...
He has a Vehicular Addiction.

He does not have a hot body...
He is Physically Combustible.

He is not unsophisticated...
He is Socially Challenged.

He is not a bad dancer...
He is Overly Caucasian.

He does not hog the blankets...
He is Thermally Unappreciative.
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"Did you tell her that what you said was in strict confidence?"  "No, I didn't want her to think it was important enough to repeat."

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