MAYBE A CHANGE OF PACE

I guess our biggest accomplishment today was successfully hooking up a television in the Winnie-Wagon.  Other than that it was a dull cloudy day with not much going on.  Only took one photo which happens to be the harvested bean field above and that was it.  Sorry folks, I've been struggling these past few weeks trying to come up with my daily words and photos but I seem to have mired myself yet again in my same old repetitious rut.  Bear with me, I'm not giving up, I'm just going through another one of my difficult times.  Maybe a change of pace and a few days on the road in the RV will give me a different and more positive perspective on things...............

GROANER'S CORNER:((   A Few Ageless Pearls of Wisdom::   

a.. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. 

b.. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic. 

c.. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

d.. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

e.. A closed mouth gathers no feet.

f.. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

g.. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

h.. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious

i.. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

j.. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
k.. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
l.. Always yield to temptation, because it may not pass your way again.
m.. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
n.. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
o.. Eat well, stay fit--die anyway.
p.. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
q.. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
r.. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
s.. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
t.. Junk is something you throw away three weeks before you need it.
u.. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
v.. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
w.. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
x.. Thou shalt not weigh more than the refrigerator.
y.. I believe the only time the world beats a path to my door is when I'm in the bathroom.
z.. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.

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