Thursday, August 20, 2020

SLICED, DICED, DISSECTED, AND DISCUSSED


A FEW PHOTOS TONIGHT THAT DIDN'T MAKE IT INTO MY POSTS OVER THIS PAST WEEK
My turn to drive this morning.  Picked Richard up at 9 on another beautiful southwestern Ontario late August morning.  Our no destination aimless travels took us north to Goderich for coffee to go at McDonalds and a swing down around the south harbor and beach areas.  Continuing north we cruised through Port Albert then headed east across-country in the direction of Dungannon before swinging south in the direction of home a couple of hours after we had set out.  Needless to say, we sliced, diced, dissected, and discussed just about anything and everything two older guys can to amuse themselves with.  Always a well-spent couple of hours.  Well certainly better than nearly 45 years ago when Richard was my Supervisor where we worked and caught me sleeping in a pile of boxes one morning.  Yes, things have certainly changed over the years and who would have ever thought way back then that we would one day become such good friends.

SEEN IN PORT ALBERT THIS MORNING
Not one of my more productive or energetic afternoons.  Oh well, I guess sometimes it's okay to simply do less and just enjoy the day as it is in all its pleasant entirety.   

A '56' FORD SEEN IN GODERICH THIS PAST WEEK
RV FRIENDLY PARKING LOT IN GODERICH'S SOUTH HARBOR
COFFEE TO GO

HAD I BEEN ABOUT 30 SECONDS SOONER I COULD HAVE WATCHED THIS AIRPLANE LAND IN A FIELD
GROANER'S CORNER:((   You Know You're Having a Bad Day When...


- Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell's Angels motorcyclists.
- You've been at work 3 hours before you notice that your fly is open or your blouse unbuttoned.
- Your twin sister forgets your birthday.
- Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
- You call the suicide prevention hotline and they put you on hold.
- You have to sit down to brush your teeth in the morning.
- Everyone avoids you the morning after the company office party.
- Your income tax refund check bounces.
- The bird singing outside your window is a vulture.
- You wake up and your braces are stuck together.
- Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife/husband.
- You put both contacts into the same eye.
- Your mother approves of the person you're dating.
- Your doctor tells you that you're allergic to chocolate.
- You have to borrow from your Visa card to pay your Mastercard.
- Nothing you own is actually paid for.
- Everyone loves your driver's licence picture, but you think it looks awful.
- The health inspector condems your office coffee maker.
- You invite the peeping Tom in... and he says no.
- The Gypsy fortune teller offers to refund your money when she sees your future.
- People think that you're 40 and you're only 25.
- When the doctor tells you are in fine health for someone twice your age.
- You call your spouse and tell them that you'd like to eat out tonight and when you get home, your find a sandwich on the front porch.
- It costs more to fill up your car than it did to buy it.
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2 comments:

  1. I sit down to brush my teeth all the time!,

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  2. ...twin sister forgets your birthday! Ha!I loved it! Thanks, Al

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