THIS FARM COMBINE 'WHEAT HEAD' LOADED ON ITS TRANSPORTATION TRAILER IS READY TO BE HAULED OFF TO THE NEXT WHEAT FIELD TO BE HARVESTED |
THESE LARGE TRUCK TRAILERS WAIT TO BE LOADED WITH WHEAT AS SOON AS THIS FIELD IS CUT |
THESE RAKED UP ROWS OF STRAW AWAIT THE BALING MACHINE |
AND HEY ITS NOT EVERY SUBURBANITE WHO HAS A SHINY RED AND YELLOW MASSEY HARRIS TRACTOR IN THEIR DRIVEWAY |
STILL SOME DOWNED TREES REMAIN TO BE CLEANED UP AFTER HIGH WINDS AND TORNADOS SWEPT THROUGH OUR AREA A WEEK AGO SUNDAY |
AN OLD TREE STUMP ACTS A CORNER POST FOR WHAT LOOKS LIKE AN ELECTRIC FENCE |
O Lord, hear my anxious plea
Calculus is killing meI know not of 'dx' or 'dy'
And probably won't until the day I die.
Please, Lord, help me in this hour
As I take my case to the highest power.
I care not for fame or loot
Just help me find one square root.
And Lord, please let me see
One passing mark in organic chemistry.
Oh such a thing I constantly dread
I'd just as soon join the Marines instead.
Lord, please give me a sign
That you've been listening all the time.
Please lead me out of this constant coma
And give me a shot at my diploma.
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Two years after my heart attack, I was teaching my college course when I felt discomfort in my chest. I paused the class to pop my medication and felt better quickly.
“Now, if I ever do have a heart attack,” I told my students, “I will give extra credit to whoever gives me CPR.”
One of them shouted out, ”How much extra credit?”
Two years after my heart attack, I was teaching my college course when I felt discomfort in my chest. I paused the class to pop my medication and felt better quickly.
“Now, if I ever do have a heart attack,” I told my students, “I will give extra credit to whoever gives me CPR.”
One of them shouted out, ”How much extra credit?”
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That little chipmunk sure came out sharp and clear. I could see his toenails. They are talking about a vaccine by the end of the year. Have my fingers crossed.
ReplyDeleteTesting and getting familiar with black and grey is a great idea. I had my own bad mistake with a black tank many moons ago when I was 26 years old. Learned my lesson with that subject. I love those pics of the 29 line ground squirrel as I call them.
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