A TOUCH OF COLOR IN THE GRAY STONES |
SHADOWS IN A GRAVEL PIT |
A FAVORITE WALKING SPOT FOR US GUYS |
IN THE PHOTO BELOW I CAN SEE A YOUNG DODO DUCK CARRYING A HEAVY STONE MAN |
- Your Christmas tree is still up in February.
- You've ever been arrested for loitering.
- You think that potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'ouvre.
- There is a stuffed possum anywhere in your house.
- You hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.
- You own a homemade fur coat.
- Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
- Your momma has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
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I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing...
If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
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I tripped over my wife's bra. It was a booby trap.
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Recently scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.
To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, and couldn't drive.==============
That would be worth cracking a smile for! But I don't know about the Christmas tree in February, we might even qualify for that!
ReplyDeleteAh, well, guilty on the Christmas tree thing!!! Always hate to take it down and now I kinda regret taking it down at all with all that's going on here in the US. Just learned yesterday that Cracker Barrel is putting up their trees next weekend! And they already have thanksgiving things out. Maybe we need this in 2020? I think you should keep that RV even if you never travel again just so you can sit in it and remember! Of course, I'm hoping you have many more trips!! Ann M
ReplyDeleteJerry's aunt and uncle used to spend a lot of time in their RV, even when they were parked at home.
ReplyDeleteUsed to like the blog but kind of tired you (a Canadian) and your friends (Jim) disrespecting our president. Stay in Canada, we don't need more liberals here in the states. Justin Trudeau is a waste of human flesh (IMHO) but we don't constantly bash him. #stayincanada
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