MORNING LIGHT AND OLD TRACTORS AT PHLOX HILL RIGHT ACROSS FROM THE BAYFIELD CEMETERY ENTRANCE THIS MORNING |
AND THIS IS ONE OF TWO MACHINES AT THE BAYFIELD MARINA THAT IS USED TO EITHER PUT BOATS INTO THE WATER OR TAKE THEM OUT |
LOOKING RIGHT THROUGH A FISHING BOAT |
I THINK THOSE WHACKY GREEN WHEELS SCARED THE HOLY BAJEEBERS RIGHT OUT OF THAT LITTLE SQUIRREL |
Turned out to be a super weather day with cooler temperatures, low humidity, and lots of sunshine. In other words, just a really nice day to feel comfortable outside. Pheebs and I did get out for a short snort into Bayfield and back first thing this morning. Started on a small new pathway project near our driveway this afternoon but came across a nest of baby bunnies so that brought about an abrupt halt to my pathway plans for today. Will have to wait until those baby bunnies get growed up a bit and gone from their nest before my pathway plan resumes. I will find other areas to putter around in until then.
OUR FRONT YARD FLOWER BED BY THE ROAD HAS REALLY FILLED IN |
IF I COULD JUST GET MYSELF USED TO USING A TRIPOD I COULD GET THINGS MORE INTO FOCUS LIKE THOSE TWO BABY SQUIRRELS |
BELOW IS THE START OF ANOTHER NEW PATHWAY NEAR OUR DRIVEWAY |
KELLY PICKED OUT THIS HANGING SUMMER FLOWER ARRANGEMENT FOR OUR FRONT PORCH |
EARLY ONE EVENING THIS WEEK WE TOOK A DRIVE TO THE BACK OR OUR PARK TO CHECK OUT THE NEW ROADS |
HOPE THEY ARE NOT PLANNING ON PUTTING IN A TACO BELL HERE |
Officer: May I see your driver's license?Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.
Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner' card. The driver owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.
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What a lovely little oasis you folks have.
ReplyDeleteI have to admit to having major garden envy!! Your place is so beautiful and lush. A lot of work too so only right you should have it to enjoy. We could also use those cooler temps but being in the desert is our choice (just not usually this time of year!).
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