GROANER’S CORNER:(( t was Christmas Eve in at the Supermarket meat counter and a woman was anxiously picking over the last few remaining turkeys in the hope of finding a large one. In desperation she called over a shop assistant and said, 'Excuse me. Do these turkeys get any bigger?' 'No, madam, 'he replied, 'they're all dead.'
Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A: Because he had low elf esteem.
Q: What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
A: Ribbon hood.
What's red and white and black all over? Santa Claus after he slid down the chimney.
How do snowmen get around? On their icicles.
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Love the pics of your yard pets...they look so fat & happy...
ReplyDeleteWell looks like your four legged and feathered friends are glad you are there for at least some of the winter! :)
ReplyDeleteReally enjoyed the feeder guests and the squirrel antics. Great pictures.
ReplyDeleteNice that you cane enjoy your pets from inside you nice warm cozy room. They can be so entertaining .
ReplyDeleteGreat photos. Its gray here as well and 70F is feeling cool to us.
ReplyDeleteWe too had a gray day here in the American Girl Mine Road area. No real sun but a hazy impression at times. Hopefully brighter days ahead.
ReplyDeleteBusy day at the feeder :-)))
ReplyDeleteGREAT pictures
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