SO, IT'S LOOKING LIKE ANOTHER SHORT POST

On this cloudy, lower-temp morning (72F) after my walk, I headed home, hauled out the mower and cut the backyard grass, raked out another area, and planted more grass seed.  Couldn't seem to get myself into photo mode today, and writing didn't seem to interest me either, so it's looking like another short post................

Al's Music Box:((  Broken Hearted Melody by Sarah Vaughn.

GROANER'S CORNER:(( One day, there was a catastrophic event that caused all humans on Earth to die. To sort things out, everyone went to Heaven. God came in and said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men who ruled their women on Earth and the other line for the men who were ruled by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter." With that, the next time God looked, the women were gone and there were two lines. The line of men who were ruled by their women was 1000 miles long, and in the line of men who ruled their women, there was only one man. God became angry and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?" The man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."

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Q: What goes vroom, screech, vroom, screech, vroom, screech?

A: A Moron going through a flashing red light.

Q: What did the Little Moron say to the physicist?

A: "Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"

Q: Did you hear about the Moron couple that were found frozen in their car at a drive-in movie theater?

A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter".

Q: A Little Moron is walking down the street with a pig under his arm. He passes a person who asks, "Where did you get that?"

A: The pig says, "I won him in a raffle!"

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A couple, desperate to conceive a child, went to their priest and asked him to pray for them. "I'm going on a sabbatical to Rome," he replied, "and while I'm there, I'll light a candle for you." When the priest returned three years later, he went to the couple's house and found the wife pregnant, busily attending to two sets of twins. Elated, the priest asked her where her husband was so that he could congratulate him. "He's gone to Rome, to blow that damn candle out" came the harried reply.

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AND THAT IS ABOUT ALL I HAVE TODAY

 AN iPHONE PIC OF CHICORY FLOWERS ALONGSIDE MY WALKING ROAD THIS MORNING

With a loud clap of thunder followed by a deluge of falling water upon the roof, my day started at 5:35 this morning.  I had a feeling it might be a long day, and that is about all I have today.  

 HAY BALES HANGING OUT IN A FIELD

 MY LITTLE PAL WAS BACK AT THE SUNROOM WINDOW THIS AFTERNOON

 TWILIGHT'S WARM GLOW THURSDAY EVENING

 LOOKING LIKE A GIANT DELTA-WING AIRLINER CLOUD OR A UFO

Al's Music Box:: I Believe In You by Don Williams.

GROANER'S CORNER:(( A brilliant young boy was applying for a job with the railways. The interviewer asked him: "Do you know how to use the equipment?" "Yes", the boy replied. "Then what would you do if you realized that 2 trains, one from this station and one from the next were going to crash because they were on the same track?" The young applicant thought and replied "I'd press the button to change the points without hesitation." "What if the button was frozen and wouldn't work?" "I'd run outside and pull the lever to change the points manually" "And if the lever was broken?" "I'd get on the phone to the next station and tell them to change the points," he replied. "And if the phone was broken and needed an electrician to fix it?" The boy thought about that one. "I'd run into town and get my uncle" "Is your uncle an electrician?" "No, but he's never seen a train crash before!"

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The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours." Our next song is "Angels We Have Heard Get High." Don't let worry kill you, let the church help. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs. This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.

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A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring.
This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense."
The man walks up to him and says, "I didn't know you were into earrings." "Don't make such a big deal out of this, it's only an earring," he replies sheepishly. His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity prods him to say, "So, how long have you been wearing one?" "Ever since my wife found it in my truck..."

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