BUT THAT WAS ABOUT IT

 A COUPLE OF FROGS IN THE FRONT YARD FROG POND TODAY

Not much of anything going on today.  I did get out for a morning walk, but that was about it.

 SOME FARMER'S CROPS ARE NEARING HARVEST

 NO, WE DO NOT EAT FROG LEGS HERE!!

 A COUPLE OF LLAMAS AT A NEARBY FARM

Al's Music Box:: All I Have To Do Is Dream

GROANER'S CORNER:(( Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?" The man said, "I do Father." The priest said, "Then stands over there against the wall." Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you want to get to heaven?" "Certainly, Father," was the man's reply."Then stand over there against the wall," said the priest. Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and said, "Do you want to go to heaven?" O'Toole said, "No, I don't Father." The priest said, "I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?" O'Toole said, "Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now."

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I got a new pair of gloves today, but they're both 'lefts.' Which, on the one hand, is great, but on the other, it's just not right.

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A teacher says, “Okay, class. Today we're going to be talking about the tenses. If I say ‘I'm beautiful,' which tense is it?” Little Johnny raises his hand and says, “Obviously past tense, Miss.”

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? The correct answer is Three...The left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear.

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A six year old goes to the hospital with her grandmother to visit her Grandpa. When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her Grandma and bursts into her Grandpa's room ... "Grandpa, Grandpa," she says excitedly, "As soon as Grandma comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!" "What?" said her Grandpa. "Make a noise like a frog - because Grandma said that as soon as you croak, we're all going to Disney World !"

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E-BIKE RIDING IN EXETER' ALONG THE McNAUGHTON MORRISON TRAIL

A much-needed gentle soaking rain overnight refreshed and revigorated all growing things, and set the woodland fairies to giggling.  It was mid-morning before skies began clearing again, and by noon, we were being bathed in lengthening sunsplashes leading the way to clear afternoon skies.

We hadn't taken the E-bikes off the car from a ride into Bayfield a couple of days ago, so with bikes still safely secured to the carrier on the car, we headed for Exeter, Ontario.  It was perfect weather for an E-bike ride, and I knew of a nice trail there called the McNaughton Morrison Trail.  

AT THE TRAILHEAD

 IT WAS ABOUT 11:40 WHEN WE STARTED OUT AND 1:30 WHEN WE RETURNED

A couple of years ago, whenever Kelly would have a dental appointment in Exeter, Pheebs and I would slip over to a nearby Park and head off for a walk on the scenic McNaughton Morrison Trail.  

The wide, hard-packed, crushed stone loop trail heads east from the Park's trail head, following closely along the south side of the Ausable River.  The trail lazily winds its way through a forest setting with boardwalks along the way to traverse a few swampy areas.  Small steel and wooden bridges span the waterways.  The trail runs about mile to the east before crossing the Morrison Road, and it is here that the Morrison dam, boating, and parking lot is located.  The trail heads further east from there, but Pheebs and I had never gone too far down that trail.  So, without stopping at the Morrison Dam Recreation Area, we just kept pedaling until we came to a bridge that crossed back over to the north side of the Ausable River and began its loop back to Exeter and the Park we had started out from.  

This is my favorite kind of E-biking on a well-groomed forest-type trail.  I like the speed in the straightaways and the constant challenge of hills and gulleys with all their twists and turns along the way.  And, always surrounded by beautiful scenery and birdsongs in the overhead tree canopy.  In fact, I had a Robin fly by so close in front of me I could have counted its feathers had I taken the time.  I didn't take many scenic pics today because overall, we were moving quickly along the trail.  My bike and I might go back there sometime when I can putt along slowly, taking some nice scenic pics along the way.

WOODSY PICKS SOME FLOWERS FOR HER HAIR

I would highly recommend this three-and-a-half-mile loop trail to anyone, whether walking or biking.  It is so scenic all the way around, and the trail is very well looked after.  Lots of flora and fauna along the way as well.  And always, the babbling waters of the Ausable River close to the trail.  

THE EAST SIDE OF THE MORRISON DAM

THE WEST SIDE OF THE DAM

Al's Music Box:: Fever by Peggy Lee

GROANER'S CORNER:(( A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination. He decided to stop at the next city he came to, and park somewhere quiet so he could get an hour or two of sleep. As luck would have it, the quiet place he chose happened to be on one of the city's major jogging routes. No sooner had he settled back to snooze when there came a knocking on his window. He looked out and saw a jogger running in place. "Yes?" "Excuse me, sir," the jogger said, "do you have the time?" The man looked at the car clock and answered, "8:15". The jogger said thanks and left. The man settled back again, and was just dozing off when there was another knock on the window and another jogger. "Excuse me, sir, do you have the time?" "8:25!" The jogger said thanks and left. Now the man could see other joggers passing by and he knew it was only a matter of time before another one disturbed him. To avoid the problem, he got out a pen and paper and put a sign in his window saying, "I do not know the time!" Once again he settled back to sleep. He was just dozing off when there was another knock on the window. "Sir, sir? It's 8:45!."

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The doctor has just finished giving the young man a thorough physical examination. "The best thing for you to do," the M.D. said, "is give up drinking and smoking, get to bed early, and stay away from women." "Doc, I don't deserve the best," said the patient. "What's second best?"

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So Moses is up on Mount Sinai and he says to God, "God, I have a pounding headache!"
And God says, "Here, take these two tablets."

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A little child was in church for the first time and watched as the ushers passed the offering plates. When they neared the pew where he sat, the youngster said in a little voice loud enough for everyone to hear:
"Don't pay for me, Daddy. I'm under five."
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The annoying crow who wouldn't shut up lost its job. Why?  Well, there was just caws.

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A man came back to the dealer from whom he bought a new car. “I believe you gave me a guarantee with my car,” he said. “That's right, sir,” the salesman answered. “During the warranty period we will replace anything that breaks.” “Fine, I need a new garage door.”

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