Rosie's Ice Cream Shoppe opened for the season today, and we made it out for ice cream at 6:25 this evening. A Key Lime cone for Lorraine and a Pralines and Cream for me. We both thoroughly enjoyed our cones:)) |
| IT WAS A GREAT WEATHER DAY TO BE OUTSIDE CLEANING WINDOWS |
Al's Music Box:: Sandman by the group, America.
GROANER'S CORNER:(( One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house. His three children were outside, still in their P.J.'s, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers thrown all about the front yard. The door to his wife’s car was open, as was the front door to the house. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and a throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, Breakfast food was spilled on the counter, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand lay piled up by the back door. He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and other piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried that she might be ill, or worse!! He found her lounging into the bedroom, still in her pajamas, reading a novel. She smiled, looked up at him, and asked how his day went. He looked at her, bewildered, and asked, "What happened here today?" She again smiled and answered, "you know, every day when you come home from work and ask me what in the world I did today?" "Yes", he replied reluctantly. She answered, "We'll, today I didn't do it!!"------------------------------
- We all know where the Big Apple is but does anyone know where the ...
Minneapolis?
Q: What did the baby seal say when it was late?
A: "I would have been here sooner, but my iceberg hit a ship."
- So this kid comes home from school in panic and says Dad, they are all picking on me…are we pyromaniacs? The dad looks down sadly and says. We arson.
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A boy was having a lot of difficulty in French class. To encourage him, his teacher said, "You'll know you're really beginning to get it when you start dreaming in French."
The boy ran into class all excited one day, saying, "Teacher, teacher! I had a dream last night and everyone was talking in French!" "Great!" said the teacher; "what were they saying?" "I don't know," the boy replied; "I couldn't understand them."
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Al's Doggy World
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Al's Art Gallery
