THIS CANADA THISTLE IS GOING TO SEED
ANOTHER MIGHTY FINE MORNING FOR MY COUNTRY WALK
| A LONE GRAIN WAGON AWAITS ITS LOAD OF WHEAT |
| NOT SURE WHAT THIS FARMER IS DOING, BUT THE WORD 'SCUFFLING' COMES TO MIND |
GROANER'S CORNER:(( Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some time. After inquiring about each other's health, one asked how the other's husband was doing. "Oh! Ted passed away last week. He went out to the garden to dig up a cabbage for dinner, had a heart attack and dropped down dead right there in the middle of the vegetable patch!" "Oh dear! I'm so very sorry," replied her friend. "What did you do?" "Opened a can of peas instead." WHEAT
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Q: How can you tell if the little Moron is a good cook?
A: She gets the Pop-Tart out of the toaster in one piece.
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A drunken man walked up to a parking meter and put in some change. The meter goes up to sixty, and he says, "Hey, I lost 100 pounds!"
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My Uncle Elroy used to sell pants for 25 cents apiece. Everyone called him Quarter Roy.
My sister-in-law, a truck driver, had decided to get a dog for protection since she drove all over the country. As she inspected a likely candidate, the trainer told her, “He doesn't like men.” “Perfect,” my sister-in-law thought and took the dog. Then one day she was approached by two men in a parking lot, and she watched to see how her canine bodyguard would react. Soon it became clear that the trainer wasn't kidding. As the men got closer, the dog ran under the nearest car.
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A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the husband sarcastically asked, "Are they relatives of yours?" "Yes," his wife replied. "I married into the family."
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