Wednesday, March 25, 2026

'BANG-ZOOM'

 A RATHER SUBDUED TUESDAY EVENING SUNSET
No wind in the pine trees, not raining, not snowing, temps at the freezing mark, and a thin cloud layer.  Yup, looked like an okay morning for an early Spring stroll along my country road walking spot.  Home, I was again on the end of my leaf rake and pitchfork.  Woodsy and I went for a walk in the Bayfield Cemetery this afternoon.  And, 'Bang-Zoom' another day behind us.

 STILL A FEW PATCHES OF SNOW IN AREA FORESTS

 FROZEN SWAMP WATER
 SOON, LAST YEAR'S YELLOWED DITCH GRASS WILL BE REPLACED BY NEW AND VIBRANT GREEN SHOOTS
Al's Music Box:: C'Mon Everybody by Eddie Cochran.

GROANER'S CORNER:(( A man walks past a beggar on the corner of the street where he works. The beggar holds out his hand, and the man drops a coin into it. One day, the man walks past the beggar again and notices the beggar is holding out both of his hands. He asks, "Why are you holding out both of your hands?"  The beggar replied, "Business is going so well that I decided to open another branch."

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Patient: "I get a terrible pain in my eye when I drink a cup of coffee."
Doctor: "Try taking the spoon out of the cup."
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Mr. Smythe had been giving his second grade students a short lesson on science. He had explained about magnets and showed them how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron. And now it was question time...."Class," he said, "my name begins with the letter 'M,' and I pick up things....What am I?" A little boy on the front row said, "You're a Mother."

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Our 15-year-old daughter, Melanie, had to write a report for school about World War II, specifically D-Day and the invasion of Normandy.  “Isn't there a movie about that?” she asked.  I told her there was, but I couldn't think of the name.  Then it came to her, “Oh, I remember! Isn't it something like ‘Finding Private Nemo'?”

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Tuesday, March 24, 2026

AND, THAT'S THE WAY I SEES IT

With Monday night's sky still clear, Woodsy and I piled into the Subaru and headed for Bayfield's beach and Pioneer Park areas to catch the evening's early Spring sunset.  It is cloud formations that make spectacular sunsets and with only a thin line of clouds on the horizon, the sunset wasn't quite as spectacular as other ones we have seen.

LAKE HURON'S WAVES TRYING THEIR BEST TO BREAK UP THE SHORELINE ICE AT BAYFIELD'S BEACH
BAYFIELD'S FISHING FLEET, BATHED IN EVENING'S TWILIGHT, IS BACK FOR ANOTHER SEASON
With a fiery Tuesday morning sunrise trying to warm up the overnight's 23F temperature, I wasn't deterred from my plan.  I didn't waste any time in getting myself outside (dressed very warmly) and hooking up the utility trailer.  I had 3 piles of wet and partially frozen leaves to pick up and haul off to our Park's recycle area.  Because of the wet leaves, it was a heavy load, and by the time I had pitchforked all the leaves into and out of the trailer, I was feeling it in my lower back.  Luckily, I didn't suffer any further consequences from all that pitchforking.  Home again, with my morning project all wrapped up, it was decided that we should get ourselves out for a walk.  Well, it was Woodsy who decided that more than me.  So, into the car again and off to Bayfield we went.  Parked Subie at Clan Gregor Square and from there headed down the east side of Main Street.  

 ON A BLUSTERY COLD EARY SPRING MORN WE HEAD OFF ACROSS CLANGREGOR SQUARE FOR A WALK ALONG BAYFIELD'S MAIN STREET AND THEN DOWN TO THE BEACH

 BAYFIELD'S CLAN GREGOR SQUARE
 CROCUS FLOWERS BLOOMING IN THE SQUARE
Reaching Pioneer Park, we decided to head down the wooden stairway from atop the bluffs to the beach below.  Luckily, we had both dressed on the warm side, because the wind coming in across the icy waters of Lake Huron was brutal.  Once down along the sandy shoreline, we headed north in the direction of Bayfield's beach about a quarter mile away.  At this point, we had the cold biting wind behind us, and as soon as we reached the southern end of the beach, we hastily turned east and slipped around the northern end of the new residential breakwater wall.  Out of the wind now, it was a short, pleasant walk up the road to an opening in the trees where a wide path led back up into the little village.

 FROM PIONEER PARK WE HEAD DOWN THE LONG WOODEN STAIRWAY TO THE LAKE HURON SHORELINE BELOW

 THE LAST FEW STEPS BEFORE WE ARE ON THE SANDY BEACH
 THAT'S THE BOTTOM END OF THE STAIRWAY WE JUST CAME DOWN AND NOTICE THE HEAVY CONCRETE CULVERT PIPES LOADED WITH SAND FORMING A BREAKWATER WALL BELOW PIONEER PARK
 TURNING AROUND, THIS IS THE VIEW OUT OVER THE FROZEN ICE ALONG THE SHORE
 WALKING NORTH UP THE BEACH WE PASS THESE LARGE BOULDERS THAT WERE PUT HERE YEARS AGO TO STOP THE SHORELINE EROSION
 FURTHER ALONG WE PASS THE RECENTLY COMPLETED BREAKWATER WALL THAT ENDS AT BAYFIELD'S BEACH WHERE THAT ORANGE MACHINE IS PARKED
 THIS WIDE WELL-WORN PATHWAY LEADS UP FROM THE BEACH AREA INTO THE VILLAGE ITSELF...BOATERS USE THIS A LOT
AT THE TOP OF THIS PATH IS THIS ENTRANCEWAY, WHICH IS ACTUALLY AT THE NORTHERNMOST. END OF BAYFIELD'S MAIN STREET 
Walking south along Bayfield's Main Street, we were sheltered from the wind by the buildings, so we kind of doddled along looking in the little shop windows.  Well, Woodsy did, me, not so much.  I've never been much for window shopping.  Too many nice things in the windows that are way too unnecessarily expensive.  And, that's the way I sees it!!       

 HERE, WOODSY CHECKS OUT A NOTICE TO SEE WHEN ROSIE'S WILL BE OPEN FOR THE SEASON
 I THINK THE NEW BALCONY FRONT ON BAYFIELD'S VIRTUAL HIGH SCHOOL LOOKS GREAT
 ALONG THE WAY WE SPOTTED THIS LITTLE RED TRICYCLE SEEEMINGLY PARKED IN REVERSE
 A FEW LITTLE SHOPS ALONG THE WAY

 GEEEEZZZZZ, THIS LOOKS LIKE THE GRUMPY MUG I SEE IN MY MIRROR EVERY MORNING
WOODSY CHECKS OUT ANOTHER SHOP
 BY GOLLY, I THINK SHE'S GOT HER EYE ON THOSE WHITE BOOTS IN THE WINDOW
 STOPPING IN CLAN GREGOR SQUARE BEFORE THE LAST HUNDRED YARDS BACK TO THE CAR
Al's Music Box:(( We've Only Just Begun by The Carpenters.

 NOT SURE WHAT THIS LITTLE FELLOW IS UP TOO BUT I SAW HIM IN OUR PARK THIS MORNING
GROANER'S CORNER:(( Sue and Bob, a pair of tightwads, lived in the Midwest and had been married for years. Bob had always wanted to go flying. The desire deepened each time a barnstormer flew into town to offer rides. Bob would ask, and Sue would say, "No way, ten dollars is ten dollars." The years went by, and Bob figured he didn't have much longer, so he got Sue out to the show, explaining, it's free to watch, let's at least watch. And once he got there the feeling become real strong. Sue and Bob started an argument. The Pilot, between flights, overheard, listened to their problem, and said, "I'll tell you what, I'll take you up flying, and if you don't say a word the ride is on me, but if you make one sound, you pay ten dollars. So off they flew. The Pilot doing as many rolls, and dives as he could--heading to the ground as fast as the plane could go, and pulling out of the dive at just the very last second. Not a word. Finally he admited defeat and went back the airport. "I'm surprised, why didn't you say anything?" "Well I almost said something when Sue fell out, but ten dollars is ten dollars."

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My wife has evil lessons with Satan every week...I don’t know how much she charges.
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"Get this." said the English bloke to his mates, "Last night while I was down the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my house.  "Did he get anything?" his mates asked.  "Yeah, lacerations, contusions, a broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a broken leg. The wife thought it was me coming home drunk."

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A new hair salon opened up for business right across the street from the old established hair cutters' place.
They put up a big bold sign which read: "WE GIVE SEVEN DOLLAR HAIR CUTS!"
Not to be outdone, the old Master Barber put up his own sign: "WE FIX SEVEN DOLLAR HAIR CUTS!"

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Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, "Baptism is a serious step. Are you prepared for it?"  "I think so," the man replied. "My wife has made appetizers and we have a caterer coming to provide plenty of cookies and cakes for all of our guests."
  "I don't mean that," the priest responded. "I mean, are you prepared spiritually?"
"Oh, sure," came the reply. "I've got a keg of beer and a case of whiskey."

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