Sunday, January 26, 2025

IN A LONG LINE OF SUNDAYS

 A DESERT SUNRISE
Another quiet Sunday in a long line of quiet Sundays over the years.  Luckily, we didn't get any more snow.  Even with a bit of sunshine later in the day, I didn't feel much like going out.  Tomorrow begins a new week as we plod steadily along looking forward to the early days of Spring:)) 

Al's Music Box:)) Break It To Them Gently by Burton Cummings.

GROANER'S CORNER:(( After church, little Johnny and his brother go ice fishing. Little Johnny starts drilling on the ice when a voice from above says, "Young man, there's no fish down there.”Little Johnny asks his brother, "Who is that?"His brother replies, "I don't know."So little Johnny starts to drill again and the voice says again, "For the second time, there's no fish down there."Little Johnny asks his brother, "Could that be God?"His brother replies again, "I don't know." Little Johnny starts drilling again and the voice says once more, "Young man, for the last time, I'm telling you there's no fish down there."Johnny looks up and asks, "Is that you, God?"The voice says, "No, I'm the manager, and the rink's closed."

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- I recently tried to write a book on plants
It was too difficult.  I should have used paper.

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 A husband died. A few weeks later the wife died. As she got to heaven she saw her husband. She ran up to him with tears in her eyes.  'Darling, how I've missed you!'  The husband extends his arms stopping her from embracing him and says, 'Whoa there woman, the contract was until death!'

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For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie. After buying his ticket, he stopped at the concession stand to purchase some popcorn. Handing the attendant $1.50, he couldn't help but comment, "The last time I came to the movies, popcorn was only 15 cents."  "Well, sir," the attendant replied with a grin, "You're really going to enjoy yourself. We have sound now."

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Al's Doggy World

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Kellys World
 KELLY AND I KIBBITZING AT HURD ORCHARDS IN HOLLEY NEW YORK

KELLY WITH HER TWO SISTERS AND HER MOTHER
 KELLY ON OUR FRONT PORCH WITH HER DAUGHTER SABRA AND SABRA'S TWO BOYS
Al's Art Gallery














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