Thursday, December 19, 2024

BY THE TIME I GOT HOME TODAY I HAD ANOTHER WALRUS SIZED HEADACHE

BAYFIELD'S SOUTH PIER......'OKAY MILDRED I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU HOW TO PUT A FROZEN WORM ON THE HOOK'
These are at times, busy days.  And that is good.  To have the cobwebs whisked away from a few areas of my mind giving me access to long closed doors is encouraging.   Having to write down, remember, and organize things has awoken and stimulated old thought processes I have not had to use for a long time.  It's as if parts of my mind are awakening from a long drowsy slumber.  I am now once again the 'Big Cheese' who has to make all the decisions.  Needless to say, I am overwhelmed with it all.............

SPOTTED THIS LITTLE FELLA ON MY TRAVELS TODAY
Again, leaving Pheebs at home, I headed off to Goderich for a 9:30 appointment at the Scotia Bank.  It went better than expected and I at least now have a comfortable handle on our online banking.  Of course, that's not before making a major mistake last week.  I was in Walmart and my debit card wouldn't work.  What!! I paid for the groceries with an old credit card in my wallet that I hadn't used since the Wright Brothers last flew at Kitty Hawk.  When I got home and figured out how to get online with our Scotia account I saw there was .19 cents in the account I had tried to use at Walmart.  I had previously written a $$$$$$ cheque last week to the funeral home and I guess that kinda upset our banking applecart.  Anyway, the cheque went through okay and saved me from any embarrassment.  Things are straightened out now and I've finally got my head above water.  Monday morning I have an appointment at the Canadian Imperial Bank of Commerce in Goderich and I have no idea what surprises await me there.  The lady at Scotia Bank this morning asked me for my driver's license to write some numbers down and then informed me the driver's license was invalid because it had expired.  What!!!! I just renewed it this past October.  So, from the bank, I drive a few blocks to the MTO 'Ministry of Transportation' with my eyes glued to the rearview mirror expecting a fleet of flashing red light police cars coming after me.  Talk gets around fast in a small town ya know.  The lady at the MTO obviously knew she was dealing with a Senior when she checked the records and found out a new driver's license had been sent to me last October.  In fact, I even remember getting it so here's what I figured happened.  Knowing Al as well as I do, he probably took the new license out of the envelope and laid it on the kitchen countertop.  He then likely took the old license out of his wallet and placed that on the counter as well.  Then, he probably ran around the kitchen table three times, came back to the counter, picked up his old driver's license, put it back in his wallet then threw the new one in the garbage.  Hey, it's the only logical way it could have happened.  I now have a temporary driver's license until my 'new again' $35 driver's license arrives in the mail.  Oh yes, and my day wasn't over yet.  From the MTO I went to the McCallum funeral home with our marriage certificate in hand with the hopes of understanding some more confusing paperwork.  Kelly's U.S. citizenship kinda complicates things.  The nice man at the funeral home was able to complete some more stuff thanks to the marriage certificate but one of the big sticks in the mud is that I have not been able to find my Social Insurance Card with my number on it.  The nice man said all I have to do is check back on our income tax forms and the number will be there.  What the heck are income taxes!!  From the funeral home, I headed home and rested my cranium for a couple hours.  

 A LIGHTLY COVERED SNOWY ROAD ON THE WAY TO GODERICH THIS MORNING
 KICKING UP A SLIGHT WHALLUP OF SNOW BEHIND ME ON THE WAY HOME
At 1:15 p.m. with Kelly's iPhone15 securely in my pocket, I headed for the Bayfield Library.  A nice lady met me there and tried her very best to show me some of the basics of the phone like how to turn it on and off and how to access the home screen, etc.  She had her work cut out for her.  I listened intently for the next half hour or so thinking I was understanding what she was showing me.  You would think I would know better, but no......Well, that is until I got home and right away couldn't even remember how to get to that home screen where all the settings were.  I swiped, I swooped, I tapped, and I whooped.  And, I even swore a bit too.  But, I'll be darned if I can find that screen with all the icons again which leaves me effectively still dead in the water.  I am such a bumble-head.  Also while at the Library the nice lady set me up to be a proud card-carrying member of the Bayfield Library just like Kelly was.  She showed me around the Library, then set my iPhone up for audiobooks which is something I am interested in.  However, what chance have I got of accessing the audiobook App if I can't even find the basic home screen.  By the time I got home, I had another walrus-sized headache and felt like I had been run over by a Huron Country road grader.  It had been a long day for this overwhelmed and overworked mind of mine.  And then there came a knock to the door.  Oh no I thought, my brain cannot handle any more tough stuff.  But this wasn't tough stuff, it was neighbor lady Janie (Frank&Janie) with a BIG plate of something called ?? Marseilles I think.  Chicken, rice. and mushrooms....and lots of it.  It sure smelled good and it sure tasted good a half hour later when I heated it up and got my face into it.  Definitely a nice way to do chicken.  There was a day I could have eaten the whole dinner in one sitting but this ?? Marseilles is going to take me two days at least.  Thanks guys:))
 COLD GRAY SKIES OVER LAKE HURON THIS AFTERNOON

THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK WITH ALL MY DAILY REMINDERS HAS BEEN A BUSY PLACE
AND YES, THIS WAS EVERY BIT AS GOOD AS IT LOOKS
Al's Music Box:(( This Magic Moment is a song composed by lyricist Doc Pomus and pianist Mort Shuman.  It was first recorded by The Drifters, with Ben E. King singing lead.  It was recorded first at Bell Sound Studios in New York City.  The Drifter's version spent 11 weeks on the Billboard Hot 100 and reached No. 16 on April 2, 1960.

 NOW REMEMBER, NEXT TIME YOU GOTTA PUT THE FROZEN WORM ON THE HOOK
GROANER'S CORNER:(( A wealthy merchant of 84 married a 25-year-old fashion model. They had a wonderful honeymoon in Aruba but, unfortunately, the old boy suffered a coronary and was hospitalized.  When his young wife came to see him, the old man said, "Sweetheart, your future has been taken care of regardless of what happens to me. You will have an income of $250,000 a year, my home in Palm Springs, my ranch in Texas, my Mercedes. You'll never need to worry about money."  "Oh, sweetheart, please don't talk that way," his young wife exclaimed. "You've been so good to me already. If you go, I'll be devastated. Oh, there must be something I can do to help you. Please, tell me what I can do?"  "Well," the old man gasped, "you can quit pinching the inlet tube to my oxygen supply for starters."

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- Group swimmers at the Olympics aren't given much choice.  For them, it's synchro swim.

- What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?  With any luck you'll soon be well enough to get up for a spell!

- Why did the old witch keep her clothes in the fridge?  She liked to have something cool to slip into in the evenings!

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A fair haired young lady was sitting on the train reading the newspaper. The headline said, "12 Brazillian Soldiers Killed."  She shook her head at the sad news, then she turned to the stranger sitting next to her and asked, "How many is a Brazillian?"

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10 comments:

  1. You are handling a tough time very well. On the iPhone issue try using your laptop to google search how to turn on and find the Home Screen. I use it a lot for technology issues. I use to ask my son who by the way we paid for an IT degree but he would always say, just google it Mom.

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    1. Another method might be using You Tube to illustrate finding your phone's Home Screen.

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  2. Thank goodness for neighbours who realize you still have to eat!

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  3. Hi Al, I know it's all overwhelming right now but you will get through it. BTW I would delete the picture of Kelly's info. It has enough info that someone could steal her identity. Sorry, just trying to help.

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  4. Well, apparently you have been coasting a little bit for quite a few years. You have just launched on the roller coaster. You'll be fine. And as you recognize, all this busyness is OK...and maybe particularly at this time as well as in general. Very glad you haven't been too busy to take photos!

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  5. Which model iPhone did Kelly have? Does it have a round button at the bottom?? If so press that button to get to the "home" screen. If it does not have a button at the bottom, just tap the screen and the icons should appear on the home screen.

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  6. With a little more time and a few more lessons, you'll be doing things that you never imagined possible. The fog will start to clear.
    Be Safe!

    It's about time.

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  7. Glad you've got a notebook, and it sure looks full! Everything will fall into place and people have been so kind. The food looks fabulous! How nice!

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  8. Oh,Al, I thought I was the only one that swore at a
    So called smart phone.
    You really are doing a great job of figuring out how to do so much that you have not done before.
    Hopefully now you just
    relax and enjoy being with
    Pheebs -Mary






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