Tuesday, November 30, 2021

COWS AND BARNS

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GROANER'S CORNER:((  A Few Points To Ponder::
- If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
 
- Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
- Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?
Can a short person "talk down" to a taller person?
- If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet?
- Do prison buses have emergency exits?
- Do astronauts change their clocks when they move over different time zones in space?
- When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?  
- If a guy that was about to die in the electric chair had a heart attack should they save him?
- Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
- Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull a baby to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle on the ground?
- If parents say, "Never take candy from strangers" then why do we celebrate Halloween?
- Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
- Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
- If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
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9 comments:

  1. You always get such great pictures of the countryside.

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  2. Sure are a lot of good pics on the blog tonight. Thanks.

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  3. McDonald's still stands in Wickenburg...mentioned you in my blog with a pic of McD's

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  4. Thanks for the shout-out on your blog Dave. I left a comment over there for ya:))

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  5. My you have a lot of different looking cows in Ontario.

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  6. Wonderful photos, loved them all. Just great! Thank you Al for sharing these with us.

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  7. That's quite a fancy hairdo on that first cow picture!

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  8. Beautiful as always. I loved the cartoon. Elva Shannon

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