|AN OLD PICNIC TABLE IN THE WOODS ALONGSIDE A COUNTRY ROAD|
|NO NOT A FLOWER BUT A BLUE LIGHT BULB UNDER A PLASTIC GLOBE SITTING ON THE GROUND|
GROANER'S CORNER:(( A Redneck Guy finds a lamp. He rubs it and a Genie emerges. The Genie tells him he will be granted three wishes. The Guy thinks for a moment and says, 'First, give me a bottomless bottle of beer.' A bottle of beer appears in his hand. He sips it once, then again and the bottle is magically refilled. The Guy is thrilled and continues to drink. The mug never empties. Then the Genie says, 'And what about your other two wishes?' The guy thinks for a moment and says, 'Give me two more bottles just like this one!'