|SUNBURST LOCUST LEAVES IN OUR BIRDBATH|
|TWILIGHT TIME IN THE COUNTRYSIDE|
|RURAL FOLKS ARE FRIENDLY FOLKS|
|I'LL BET CAMPING CLOSE TO HOME COMES WITH SOME NICE PERKS|
Knowing the importance of healthy vegetables I had a craving this afternoon for some lettuce, tomatoes, and onions. I figured that was a good start so Pheebs and I headed for Bayfield's Woodland Drive-In and got us a big hamburger with the works. Ahhh yes, another fine decision:))
|STILL SOME NICE COLORS IN OUR FLOWERBEDS|
|SUNBURST LOCUST LEAVES FLOATING IN A LARGE RED FLOWERPOT|
GROANER'S CORNER:(( Three buddies die in a car crash, they go to an orientation in Heaven. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?" The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man." The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow." The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say, 'LOOK! HE'S MOVING!!'"
ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
Man: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
Bystander: It's a girl. She's my daughter.
Man: Oh, please forgive me, sir. I had no idea you were her father.
Bystander: I'm not. I'm her mother.
Husband throwing darts at his wife's photo and not even a single throw hitting the target. From another room the wife calls, "Honey, what are you doing?"
Husband: "MISSING YOU..."