Monday, June 07, 2021


It was the first morning in over 6 weeks I didn't have to make myself a coffee first thing.  Yes, it's nice to be back in the old groove again, I thought to myself, as I heard Kelly stirring about 6 a.m.

It wasn't a long Jeep ride for Pheebs and I this morning.  We cruised through Bayfield and stopped into the cemetery for a short walk in the woods adjoining the property.  Temps were already 73F so I knew we were in for an even hotter day than the previous 2 days.  Luckily, we have central air at home.  I am still puzzled by the lack of Mosquitos so far this year.  Strange happenings indeed.  Now, having mentioned it I have probably jinxed myself and am about to get blitzed by a whole herd of Culicidae!!

Kelly busied herself today unpacking and sorting through all the things she brought back from Spencerport NY.  She had a busy day. Me, not so much.  Too hot to go outside so I stayed in and did a lot of reading.  My latest book is a 22 hour read according to my Kindle Reader and I am almost halfway through with 9 hours left.  Lots of revealing information in this book called, Interplanetary Visitors:  A UFO Investigator Reports On The Raymond E. Fowler.  Although this book was written in the 70's it is still relevant today because events happening then, and before then, are still happening now.  There is much to be learned in these pages if one has the interest to open one's mind to the reality of what's going on.

GROANER'S CORNER:(( The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending and to have the two as close together as possible. ~George Burns

Santa Claus has the right idea ...Visit people only once a year. ~Victor Borge

What would men be without women?
Scarce, sir .. mighty scarce. ~Mark Twain

By all means, marry.  If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. ~Socrates

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. ~Groucho Marx

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech.  Every now and then she stops to breathe. ~Jimmy Durante

The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things.
~Jilly Cooper

I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. ~ Zsa Gabor

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat. ~Alex Levine

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living.  The world owes you nothing. It was here first. ~Mark Twain

Money can't buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
~Spike Milligan

What's the use of happiness?  It can't buy you money. ~Henny Youngman 

Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was 'shut up'. ~Joe Namath

Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. ~Herbert Henry Asquith

I don't feel old.  I don't feel anything until noon.  Then it's time for my nap. ~Bob Hope

A woman drove me to drink ... and I hadn't even the courtesy to thank her. ~W.C. Fields

It takes only one drink to get me drunk.
The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. ~George Burns

The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good ... spit it out. ~Unknown

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.
~Billy Crystal


Did you hear about the new garlic diet?  You don't actually lose weight, but you look thinner from a distance.



1 comment:

  1. Loved the cartoon. They can read a license plate from space but can't get a clear ufo photo. :) Glad the team is all back together.