|AND THE SNOWBANKS KEEP GETTING HIGHER AND HIGHER|
|CLEARED A PATH TO OUR CARPORT|
|NORTHERLY WINDS BLOWING SNOW ACROSS THE HIGHWAY FROM LEFT TO RIGHT|
|MADE IT TO THE DENTURIST ON TIME|
|I LIKE THE DECOR HERE|
|HEADING HOME FOLLOWING A CAR THAT IS FOLLOWING A SNOW PLOW|
|I SHOVEL MY PATHWAYS OUT AND MOTHER NATURE FILLS THEM BACK IN AGAIN|
|I'VE BEEN BUSY KEEPING THE LITTLE BIRDIE GUYS FED IN THIS SNOWY COLD WEATHER|
|I DUMP BIG HANDFULLS OF BIRDSEED HERE 4 TIMES A DAY|
|A SHORT PERIOD OF SUNSHINE IN THE FRONT YARD|
|I HAVEN'T SHOVELED OUT THIS SECONDARY PATH TO THE ROAD YET|
|SUN'S GONE AND SNOW IS FALLING AGAIN:((|
You know you are getting old when the smile beside your bedside isn't that same smile. It's your teeth in a jam jar.
Officer: Do you know why I stopped you, son?
Driver: Cause you thought I had some doughnuts?
Teacher: I wish you'd pay a little attention
Pupil: I'm paying as little as i can, sir.
Teacher: Give me a sentence with the word "INDISPOSITION" in it.
Pupil: I always play center in baseball because I like playing "in dis position!"