Friday, November 13, 2020

WASN'T ANYTHING OF INTEREST TODAY

We were greeted by cold gray skies with drizzling rain this morning.  Pheebs and I did make it out but the weather wasn't too inspiring for photos. No point in trying to think of something to write about, there just wasn't anything of interest.

DESPITE THE RAIN THIS FARMER WAS STILL TRYING TO GET HIS CORN HARVESTED WHILE THE FARMER BELOW PULLS OUT OF HIS MUDDY FIELD
GROANER'S CORNER:(( You know your getting older when...

1. You and your teeth don't sleep together.
2. Your try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren't wearing any.

3. At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not eating cereal.

4. Your back goes out but you stay home.

5. When you wake up looking like your driver's license picture.

6. It takes two tries to get up from the couch.

7. When your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.

8. When happy hour is a nap.

9. When you're on vacation and your energy runs out before your money does..

10. When you say something to your kids that your mother said to you and you always hated it.

11. When all you want for your birthday is to not be reminded of your age.

12. When you step off a curb and look down one more time to make sure the street is still there.

13. Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.

14. It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.

15. Your memory is shorter and your complaining lasts longer.

16. Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr.

17. You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.

18. The pharmacist has become your new best friend.

19. Getting 'lucky' means you found your car in the parking lot.

20. The twinkle in your eye is merely a reflection from the sun on your bifocals.

21. It takes twice as long - to look half as good.

22. Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt - doesn't work.

23. You look for your glasses for half an hour and they were on your head the whole time.

24. You sink your teeth into a steak - and they stay there.

25. You give up all your bad habits and still don't feel good.

26. You have more patience, but it is actually that you just don't care anymore.

27. You finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.

28. You wonder how you could be over the hill when you don't even remember being on top of it.

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6 comments:

  1. Good Groaner today, so much of it is true!

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  2. I'm just thankful it isn't snow!

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  3. Well, I'd say that finding a red tyrannosaurus rex, or however you spell it, oh spell check did it for me. or a BIG red llama was pretty interesting.

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  4. question: Is a special license required to drive a thirty foot Class A? A friend wants to park his rig here as he is moving into an apartment and no space to park it....and we are free to use it when we wish!

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    1. not unless it's a diesel pusher where you would need a motorbrake license, as far as I understand in Cda

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  5. I wonder whether you have heard about this (RV Travel newsletter #974 Sunday Edition):
    With land crossing the U.S./Canada border closed to all except “essential” traffic, you’d think there won’t be any Canadian licensed RVs in “snowbird country’ this year. Think again. While RVers making snowbird trips aren’t classed “essential,” that doesn’t mean their rigs can’t cross the border. A commercial truck driver is classed an “essential worker,” so if a Canadian-tagged RV is loaded onto a commercial truck, it MAY be allowed across the border. There are a couple of provisos: The owner of the RV MUST be in the U.S. when the rig is hauled across the border, and if the border patrol agent is in a foul mood, he can simply declare the RV as non-essential and turn it back. Despite these uncertainties, one outfit, US Canada Auto Transport, says it’s transporting hundreds of RVs out of Canada and into Seattle, where their Canadian owners are waiting for them – having legally flown across the border.

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