|THE FEDERAL COLUMBIA ARRIVING IN GODERICH'S HARBOR THIS MORNING|
|A VERITABLE TRAFFIC JAM OFFSHORE AS 3 LARGE FREIGHTERS WAIT TO ENTER THE PORT OF GODERICH...FIRST TIME EVER I HAVE SEEN 4 FREIGHTERS HERE ALL AT THE SAME TIME|
GROANER'S CORNER:(( One day our physics professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask "Why do we have to learn this stuff?" "To save lives" the professor responded quickly and continued the lecture. A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again. "So, how does physics save lives?" he persisted. "It keeps the idiots out of medical school," replied the professor.