|A SMALL RAY OF SUNLIGHT BRIEFLY TOUCHED THESE WILLOW TREES AND WAS GONE AGAIN|
|LAKE HURON SHOWING IT'S FINEST AQUAMARINE COLORS|
|BAYFIELD'S OFFICIAL NEW BEACH BARRIER|
|THEY HAVE EVEN SET SOME LARGE ROCKS IN PLACE TO SLOW DOWN BEACH EROSION|
|THIS MACHINE ON THE BARGE IS USED IN POUNDING DOWN THOSE LONG STEEL POLES INTO THE WATER AT THE ENDS OF EACH INDIVIDUAL BOAT DOCK|
|AND THIS IS THE GIZMO USED TO POUND THOSE POLES DOWN|
|THOSE ARE HOW THE POLES ARE USED|
|NORMALLY ON A FESTIVE MAY 24TH WEEKEND IN BAYFIELD, BOTH SIDES OF THE STREET WOULD BE LINED WITH VEHICLES......NOT SO THIS YEAR|
|EVEN BAYFIELD'S CLAN GREGOR SQUARE IS TOTALL ROPED OFF|
|STORMY SKIES TODAY AND OVER THERE IS THE PAUL BUNYAN LAKE FRONT RESORT PARK AT BAYFIELD'S SOUTH END|
|OUR RIDE THROUGH THE COUNTRYSIDE WAS SHORT BUT PRETTY|
|'HEY DAD LOOK, IT'S A SAINT BARNYARD'|
|OUR WALK IN THE CEMETERY WAS CUT SHORT BY RAIN|
|WE FOUND SOME COLOR IN BAYFIELD|
|HEY AND EVEN A HOLSTEIN COW|
|I LIKE THIS OLD BARN AND WISHED WE HAD ONE JUST LIKE IT|
|WE CONTINUE ON WITH THE SECOND HALF OF OUR WALK|
|A SOUTHWESTERN ONTARIO ROOT SNAKE:))|
|AND THEN WE CAME ACROSS ANOTHER SURPRISE|
|OMG COULD THERE BE A SECOND WITCH'S HOUSE IN THIS DARK FOREST|
|I' DON'T THINK WE SHOULD GO IN THERE DAD'|
|'GUESS WE BETTER HAVE A LOOK INSIDE WHILE WE'RE HERE PHEEBS'|
|OMG AGAIN....THIS WITCH RIDES A BICYCLE WHICH MEANS SHE MUST BE A DISTANT COUSIN TO THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST|
|'COME ON TOTO WE HAD BETTER BE GETTIN OURSELVES OUT OF HERE|
|'THIS WAY DAD AND LET'S GET GOING'|
|ALAS WE ARE BACK TO THE TRAILHEAD WITH THE JEEP OFF TO THE UPPER RIGHT SOMEWHERE|
- No sir it's Google's pizza.
- So it's a wrong number? Sorry
- No sir, Google bought it.
- OK. Take my order please
- Well sir, you want the usual?
- The usual? You know me?
- According to our caller ID data sheet, in the last 12 times, you ordered pizza with cheeses, sausage, thick crust.
- OK! This is it ...
- May I suggest to you this time ricotta, arugula with dry tomato.?
- What? I hate vegetables.
- Your cholesterol is not good, sir.
- How do you know?
- We crossed the number of your fixed line with your name, through the subscribers' guide. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years.
- Okay, but I do not want this pizza!, I already take medicine ...
- Excuse me, but you have not taken the medicine regularly, from our commercial database, 4 months ago, you only purchased a box with 30 cholesterol tablets at Drugsale Network.
- I bought more from another drugstore.
- It's not showing on your credit card statement
- I paid in cash
- But you did not withdraw that much cash according to your bank statement
- I have another source of cash
- This is not showing as per your last Tax form unless you bought them from an undeclared income source.
- WHAT THE HELL?
- I'm sorry, sir, we use such information only with the intention of helping you.
- Enough! I'm sick of google, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp. I'm going to an island without internet, cable or TV, where there is no cell phone line and no one to watch me or spy on me.
- I understand sir but you need to renew your passport first as it has expired 5 weeks ago.