Friday, April 17, 2020

T.G.I.F.- TGIM, TGIW. A COUPLE TGIS's AND A COUPLE TGIT's:))

T.G.I.F.  Now there's one of those short form letter things that I and most people my age probably understand.  'Thank Goodness It's Friday' has been around a long time.  I find now in these latter years there is also a TGIM, TGIW, a couple TGIS's and a couple TGIT's.  They all just kind of blend together these days in one big T.GI.N.  'Thank Goodness It's Now'.
A FLOCK OF DUCKS
STRANGE SHAPES IN A SWAMP
At least we woke up with our thermometer on the plus side of freezing earlier today.  Not a lot but at least it was above.  No sign of any sunshine but I guess we can't always have everything the way we like.  Despite keeping my eyes open for photos this morning on our Jeep ride I didn't seem to find much.  Oh the photos were out there alright but I just wasn't seeing them.  With warmer sunnier weather on the way maybe I'll have better luck tomorrow.  Oh and by late afternoon today it was snowing again:((  

OUR PARK IS BEGINNING TO LOOK LIKE A LOGGING CAMP
HERE I AM SAFE DISTANCING AT BAYFIELD'S FOODLAND A FEW DAYS AGO
Well, not a whole lot else I can say for myself today.  The usual mid morning puttering outside, my late morning and early afternoon snooze routine, and a walk around the Park's pond with Pheebs.  In the photo below you will see something dark at the water's edge.  I couldn't make out what it was and having only a 'small point and shoot camera' in my pocket I wasn't able to zoom in on it real close.  Wasn't until I edited the photo later I saw it was a male Mallard duck with his head turned away but not only that there are two other birds in the photo I did not see when I took the picture.  Papa Goose and Mama Duck.  Papa Goose is an easier find than Mama Duck.
GROANER'S CORNER:((  Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery::
- Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy. 
- Someone call the janitor – we're going to need a mop. 
- Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness! 
 - Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that? 
- Hand me that…uh…that…uh…..thingie. 
- Oh no! I just lost my Rolex. 
- Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before? 
- Darn, there go the lights again… 
- You know, there's big money in kidneys and this guy's got two of them anyway. 
- Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens! 
- Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off. 
 - Anyone see where I left that scalpel?  
- This patient has already had some kids, am I correct? 
- Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donor card? 
- Don't worry; I think it's sharp enough. 
- What do you mean “You want a divorce”! - She's gonna blow! Everyone take cover!!! 
- FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out of here!
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