|NOPE A FELLA SURE DOESN'T WANT TO GET HIS COMBINE STUCK IN THIS STUFF|
|HAVE TO REMEMBER TO PUT A BUCKET IN THE JEEP TO SCOOP SOME SPILLED ROADSIDE CORN FOR OUR FRONT YARD SQUIRRELS|
|AFTER TAKING HIS CORN OFF THIS FARMER IS BUSY PLOWING THE CORN STOCKS UNDER|
|AND THERE WERE EVEN SOME COWS OUT TODAY|
|BET THEY ARE GLAD TO GET BACK OUT OF THE BARN AGAIN|
|LOOK AT THOSE TWO LITTLE CUTE GUYS ON THE LEFT|
|I KEEP REFERRING TO THIS AS TIM HORTONS BUT IN FACT HORTONS COFFEE SHOP WILL ONLY OCCUPY ABOUT HALF THE BUILDING WITH A CONVENIENCE STORE IN THE OTHER HALF....MY GUESS IS THAT THE COFFEE SHOP WILL BE ON THE LEFT|
|DO YOU THINK THIS FELLOW WOULD THINK ME A DUMMY IF I TOLD HIM HE WAS ROLLING THIS TYVEK MATERIAL ON UPSIDE DOWN....WELL IF HE DID I WOULD HAVE TO AGREE WITH HIM|
|IT'S EASY TO SEE WHERE I HAD SHOVELLED MY PATHS THROUGH THE SNOW LAST WEEK|
|THERE IS PROBABLY A GOOD CHANCE THIS DRIVEWAY ICE AND SNOW COULD BE GONE BY MORNING....WE ARE AT 45F AT TIME OF POSTING TONIGHT|
GROANER'S CORNER:(( Degrees::
The graduate with a science degree asks, 'Why does it work?'
The graduate with an engineering degree asks, 'How does it work?'
The graduate with an accounting degree asks, 'How much will it cost?'
The graduate with a liberal arts degree asks, 'Do you want fries with that?'
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing. His friend, the game warden, couldn't figure out how he did it, so one day the game warden decided to go fishing with his friend. The fisherman took his friend the warden out to his favorite spot. Once there, the fisherman took a stick of dynamite out of his backpack, lit it, and threw it into the water. The dynamite exploded and a dozen fish floated to the top. The game warden said, "That's illegal, you can't do that."The fisherman goes, "Really?" He then lights another stick of dynamite and throws it into the water.The dynamite exploded, and a dozen more fish floated to thetop. The game warden said, "Stop that now, and take this boat back to shore...I'm going to have to give you a citation and confiscate all your gear." The fisherman said,"Oh, really?" He then lights another stick of dynamite, throws it into the game warden's lap, and said "You gonna sit there and keep flapping your jaws, or are you gonna fish?"