|A WET MORNING|
|THERE WILL BE NO HARVESTING OF BEANS TODAY|
|A FEW LEAVES DOWN|
Dear white fella, there's a couple things you oughta know.
Firstly When I am born, I'm black.
When I grow up, I'm black.
When I get sick, I'm black.
When I'm cold, I'm black.
When I go out in the sun, I'm black.
And when I get scared, I'm black.
And when I die, yes, I'm still black.
But you white fellahs ....
When your born, your pink.
When you grow up, your white.
When you get sick, your green.
When your cold, you go blue.
When you go out in the sun, you go red. And when you get scared, your yellah.
And when you die, your purple.
And you call me colored !!!!
Q: Why are dogs such bad dancers?
A: They have two left feet.
- Lord, walk beside me with your arm on my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.
A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed. "Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain. "Yes," replied the murderer. "Will you hold my hand?"