|NOT A SOUL AROUND WHEN I WALKED IN THIS MORNING AND DIDN'T NOTICE UNTIL I EDITED THIS PICTURE TONIGHT THAT I HAD INADVERTENTLY INCLUDED MYSELF IN THE PHOTO...CAN YOU FIND ME??|
|EVEN THE MAIN WAITING ROOM WAS EMPTYAND NOT ALL THE LIGHTS WERE TURNED ON YET|
With a whir, a pop, a fizz, and a shuffle the machine rotated around me with hardly a ruffle.
Ten minutes came and ten minutes went and I was off the table with nary a dent.
With my new belt buckled and my zipper pulled up I was out the door and over to Timmies for a cup.
Coffee that is:))
|AND NOBODY IN THE INNER WAITING ROOM EITHER:))|
|READING MY KINDLE WAITING FOR MY NAME TO BE CALLED AND YES I KNOW I WAS HAVING A BAD HAIR DAY.....IT WAS REALLY WINDY THIS MORNING|
|MANAGED A FEW DRIVE-BY SHEEP PHOTOS ON MY WAY HOME TODAY|
|KINDA GIVES A NEW MEANING TO 'BLACKFACE' DOESN'T IT:))|
1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.
2. Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use of currency as bait is prohibited.
3. Killing of attorneys with a vehicle is prohibited. If accidentally struck, remove dead attorney to roadside and proceed to nearest car wash.
4. It is unlawful to chase, herd, or harvest attorneys from a snow machine, helicopter, or aircraft.
5. It shall be unlawful to shout "whiplash", "ambulance", or "free Perrier" for the purpose of trapping attorneys.
6. It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 100 yards of BMW dealerships.
7. It shall be unlawful to use cocaine, $100 bills, prostitutes, or vehicle accidents to attract attorneys.
8. It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 200 yards of courtrooms, law libraries, health spas, gay bars, ambulances, or hospitals.
9. If an attorney is elected to government office, it shall be a felony to hunt, trap, or possess it.
10. Stuffed or mounted attorneys must have a state health department inspection for AIDS, rabies, and vermin.
11. It shall be illegal for a hunter to disguise himself as a reporter, drug dealer, pimp, female legal clerk, accident victim, bookie, or tax accountant for the purpose of hunting attorneys.
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