|WE SURE LIKE OUR QUIET FOREST WALKS|
|THESE SEVEN AND EIGHT FEET HIGH CORN STALKS STOOD TOWERING OVER PHEEBS AND I|
|I HAD A REAL CLEANING BEE GOING ON THIS AFTEROON....EVEN TOOK THE TIRE JACK OUT AND CLEANED THAT UP TOO|
|VERY LARGE POWER BED/COUCH IN THE BACK AND WHAT YOU SEE ISN'T EVEN ALL OF IT.....PEOPLE CAN SLEEP EITHER LENGTH WISE OR WIDTH WISE|
You might be a redneck if::
- Motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming.
- There are more dishes in your sink than in your cabinets.
- You think a turtleneck is a key ingredient in soup.
- Your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped.
- Your local ambulance has a trailer hitch. - You watch cartoons long after your kids get bored.
- You think the French Riviera is a foreign car.
- You're still scalping tickets after the concert is over.