|STORMY LAKE HURON SKIES|
|PAINT BRUSHES, EASELS, AND SKETCH PADS|
|MAYBE SHE'S READING A BOOK AND SKETCHING SOMETHING AT THE SAME TIME|
|ON MY SECOND TRIP TO PIONEER PARK SKIES HAD DARKENED AND CLOUDS HAD REALLY STORMED THEMSELVES UP|
|CORNFIELDS AND STORMY SKIES|
|CORNS UP ABOUT FIVE FEET NOW|
GROANER'S CORNER:(( A man walks out of a bar and sees a bum panhandling on the corner. The bum says, "Mister, can you spare a dollar?" The man thinks a minute. Then he asks the bum, "If I give you a dollar, are you going to use it to buy liquor?" "No," says the bum. The man then asks, "If I give you a dollar, are you going to use it for gambling?" Again the bum says, "No." The man says to the bum, "Do you mind coming home with me so I can show my wife what happens to someone who doesn't drink or gamble?"
To the person who stole my glasses I will find you, I have contacts.
When a woman in my office became engaged, a colleague offered her some advice. "The first seven years are the hardest," she said. "How long have you been married?" I asked. "Seven years," she replied.