|NOW THAT THE LITTLE RED SQUIRRELS CANNOT GET ONTO THE FEEDING PLATFORM THEY ARE ABSOLUTELY BLITZING THIS SUET FEEDER WHICH IS OKAY|
|PHEEBS & I SLOGGED OFF ACROSS THIS MUDDY FIELD FOLLOWING THOSE TRACTOR TRACKS OVER TO THAT BUSH LINE IN SEARCH OF A BARKING DOG|
|COUNTRY ROADS CAN GET A BIT CROWDED THIS TIME OF YEAR|
|SOME DANDELIONS ARE BEGINNING TO GO TO SEED|
|HOW'S THAT FOR A MUTANT DANDELION STEM|
|I THINK THAT MIGHT BE MAMA ORIOLE ON THE LEFT AND MAMA GROSBEAK ON THE RIGHT|
GROANER'S CORNER:(( When a woman wears leather clothing a man's heart beats quicker. His throat gets dry, he goes week in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally. Ever wonder why? Because she smells like a new truck!!!
It was graduation night at Cox High School and they were about halfway through the ceremony when the principal said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a problem, Bubba is a few credits short and won't be able to graduate tonight." Well now, Bubba was the starting right guard for Cox's football team, and when the student body heard that he wasn't going to graduate, they all jumped up and started to chant, "Give Bubba another chance, give Bubba another chance!" One of Bubba's main teachers and the principal had a quick conference and afterward, the principal announced that they have decided to give Bubba another chance. Bubba is told that he will be given a "One Question" math test and if he passes, he can graduate. The question is, "What is 2 plus 3?" Bubba thinks for about 20 minutes and finally says, "I have it! The answer is 5!" There is complete silence in the auditorium for a couple of seconds and then the entire Cox High School football team jumps up and begins to chant, "Give Bubba one more chance. Give Bubba one more Chance!"