Saturday, April 13, 2019

TWO AFTERNOON NAPS HAVE LEFT ME NEEDING A THIRD

PHEEBS PATIENTLY WAITS FOR ANOTHER JEEP RIDE TO THE RECYCLING AREA
I unexpectedly ran out of steam this afternoon after loading up three full loads of previously raked up pine needles.  Pitchforked them into our utility trailer and hauled them off to the Park's landfill area.  Despite a beautiful sunny but cool day I was so tuckered out after that I came into the house and twice fell asleep in my recliner.  Those two naps left me so tired I've no energy left to write a post.  Think I'll just wander off over to my recliner, close my eyes, and slumber myself back to dreamland again.
FARMERS WILL SOON BE BUSY ON THE LAND PLANTING AGAIN
GROANER'S CORNER:((  An old drunk stumbles across a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and stand next to the preacher. The minister notices the old drunk and says, "Mister, are you ready to find Jesus?" The drunk looks back and says, "Yes, preacher, I sure am." The minister dunks the fellow under the water and pulls him right back up. "Have you found Jesus?" the preacher asks."Nooo, I didn't!" said the drunk. The preacher then dunks him under for quite a bit longer, brings him up, and says, "Now, brother, have you found Jesus?" "Noooo, I have not, Reverend."  The preacher, in disgust, holds the man under for at least 30 seconds this time, brings him out of the water, and says in a harsh tone, "My God, man, have you found Jesus yet?" The old drunk wipes his eyes and says to the preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"

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Q: How many American college football players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Donald Trump is walking out of the White House and heading toward his limo, when a possible assassin steps forward and aims a gun.  A secret service agent, new on the job, shouts 'Mickey Mouse!' This startles the would-be assassin and he is captured.  Later, the secret service agent's supervisor takes him aside and asks, 'What in the hell made you shout Mickey Mouse?'  Blushing, the agent replies, 'I got nervous.  I meant to shout 'Donald, duck!'
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4 comments:

  1. Every now and then we all can use an afternoon nap. I keep rocking in my rocker/recliner so that I will not fall asleep (grin). Doesn't always work.

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  2. So nice to work so hard you really need to sleep. That is a lot of spring cleaning you have been doing.

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  3. A good workout doing yard work deserves an afternoon nap,, but now some yucky weather for a bit.
    More rest is in store.

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  4. Now I want a nap. Going to try this afternoon.

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