|TWO SIGNS OF SPRING HERE.....FISHING AND MOTORCYCLING|
|EVERYBODY'S DRESSED FOR THE COOLER MORNING AIR.....SHORTS AND SANDALS??|
|ANY GUESSES WHAT THIS IS|
|YEP IT'S TWO MOBILE TRAFFIC LIGHT UNITS HITCHED TOGETHER|
Best part of our day of course was being surrounded by warmer air as temperatures rolled up into the low sixties. No sun but no matter, at least it didn't feel cold and not feeling cold for a change made for a good state of mind. Won't be long now and I will be trading in my warm T-shirts and long sleeve shirts for short sleeves and that will be very welcome indeed:))
GROANER'S CORNER:(( Rodney Dangerfield Is At It Again::
"I worked in a pet store and people kept asking how big I'd get."
"I remember the time I was kidnaped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof."
"My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting on his lap. He was in the electric chair."
I went to a freak show and they let me in for nothing."
"Once when I was lost.. I saw a policeman and asked him to help me find my parents. I said to him...Do you think we'll ever find them.? He said..I don't know kid.. there are so many places they can hide."
"I remember I was so depressed I was going to jump out a window on the tenth floor... so they sent a priest up to talk to me. He said.. On your mark..."
"On Halloween the parents send their kids out looking like me. Last year one kid tried to rip my face off! Now it's different.. when I answer the door the kids hand me candy."
"I had a lot of pimples too. One day I fell asleep in a library. I woke up and a blind man was reading my face."
"My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday"
- “I recently took a pole and found out 100% of the occupants were angry with me when their tent collapsed.”
-A man went to the doctor and said: “Doctor, I keep having visions of the future.” “When did these start?” “Next Thursday.”
A guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he takes a sip of his beer, he hears a tiny little voice say: "Nice tie." He looks around but sees no one. He takes another sip of his beer and hears: "A nice shirt, too." Again he looks around and sees no one. He signals the bartender over, and hesitantly explains that he's hearing voices talking to him... "Of course," smiles the bartender. "It's the peanuts -- they're complimentary."