|SAND HILL CRANES|
|CORN IS PLANTED AT THE REFUGE FOR THE EXPRESS PURPOSE OF FEEDING THE BIRDS|
|SAND HILL CRANE|
|SCROUNGING IN A CORNFIELD|
|SAND HILL CRANES MUNCHING ON THE FARMER'S ALF ALFA|
|WHITE SNOW GEESE|
|KELLY HOPS OUT OF THE JEEP TO GET A SMART PHONE PHOTO OF THE WHITE SNOW GEESE|
GROANER'S CORNER:(( A woman came to her doctor in a panic. "Doctor, all day long my daughter eats yeast and car wax, and won't get out of bed! What will happen to her?" "Don't worry," said the Doctor, "eventually she will rise and shine."
-----------------After his marriage broke up, my manager became very philosophical. "I guess it was in our genes," he sighed."What do you mean?" I asked."Her sign is the one for earth. Mine is the one for water. Together we made mud."
Old man to young boy: Can you come closer? I'm a little deaf and can't hear what you're saying from over there. Boy: I'm not talking to you -- I'm chewing gum!
Waiter! Bring me a crocodile sandwich . . . and make it snappy!