Monday, December 10, 2018

ANOTHER COLD GRAY DAY

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GROANER’S CORNER:((  t was Christmas Eve in at the Supermarket meat counter and a woman was anxiously picking over the last few remaining turkeys in the hope of finding a large one.  In desperation she called over a shop assistant and said, 'Excuse me. Do these turkeys get any bigger?'  'No, madam, 'he replied, 'they're all dead.'

Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

A: Because he had low elf esteem.

Q: What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

A: Ribbon hood.

What's red and white and black all over?  Santa Claus after he slid down the chimney.

How do snowmen get around?   On their icicles.

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8 comments:

  1. Love the pics of your yard pets...they look so fat & happy...

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  2. Well looks like your four legged and feathered friends are glad you are there for at least some of the winter! :)

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  3. Really enjoyed the feeder guests and the squirrel antics. Great pictures.

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  4. Nice that you cane enjoy your pets from inside you nice warm cozy room. They can be so entertaining .

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  5. Great photos. Its gray here as well and 70F is feeling cool to us.

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  6. We too had a gray day here in the American Girl Mine Road area. No real sun but a hazy impression at times. Hopefully brighter days ahead.

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