MY READING CORNER FOR THE WINTER
Changed things up a bit this morning with all 3 of us in the Jeep on our way to Goderich. Had some paperwork to do at the MTO. (Ministry of Transportation Ontario) I can tell Kelly’s a little uneasy with me doing a lot of that paperwork stuff any more. It seems I have a habit of confusing myself nowadays.
PHEEBS AND I WERE DRIVING MISS KELLY THIS MORNING AND YOU CAN SEE WHY KELLY WOULD BE LEERY ABOUT LETTING ME OUT OF THE HOUSE ALL BY MYSELF WITH ALL THAT PAPER WORK
Poured rain all night and there were still buckets of the stuff coming down this morning while we popped into A&W and Walmart. Home again by 10 and with brightening skies an hour later the rain finally stopped. We now have a 65 mph wind warning going on. At the time of posting this tonight it was again raining:(((
A notification on Facebook this morning reminded me of where the Bayfield Bunch was 11 years ago on this day. Seems we were at an RV Park in Moab, Utah and were hiking around in Arches National Park. Below are a few photos from that day.
YEP THAT’S KELLY SITTING THERE LOOKING AT DELICATE ARCH WAY ACROSS THE CANYON
AND YEP THAT’S ME OVER THERE BACK IN 2007
These are not easy days folks and with those words I will back myself away from the keyboard and call it a night………………….
GUESS THIS IS WHERE I WILL BE DOING MY WINTER TRAVELING THIS YEAR
AT LEAST I HAVE A COZY WARM CORNER AND YES THAT IS MY LAVA LAMP PEAKING THROUGH THERE ON THE RIGHT
GROANER’S CORNER:(( Divorce Letter::
Dear Wife: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good…!!! I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had gotten a new hair cut, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore or anything. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore, whatever the case is, I'm gone. Your EX-Husband P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband: Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining and griping. Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice when you got a hair cut last week, the first thing that came to mind was “You look just like a girl!” but my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say anything nice. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. I turned away from you when you had those new silk boxers on because the price tag was still on them. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your silk boxers were $49.99… After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care. Signed: Rich As Hell and Freeeeeeeeeeee! P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carla, my sister, was born Carl. I hope that's not a problem.