HULLETT MARSH THIS MORNING
Another cold gray depressing morning. Pheebs and I headed over to the Hullett Marsh for a walk. Hunters were out killing things so we immediately left and came home. Kelly was busy with the Motorhome’s interior clean-up so I helped out with the driver and passenger area.
‘I THINK THERE’S A FROG OVER HERE DAD’
SHE’S QUITE THE INQUISITIIVE LITTLE EXPLORER
My afternoon rapidly slid further downhill and I didn’t end up accomplishing much until I managed to pull my socks up and interest myself in re-arranging our sunroom a bit after supper. I have a feeling I am going to be spending a lot of my time here now.
NOW THAT’S NO WAY TO HARVEST CORN!!
STILL NOT QUITE FINISHED WITH THE BEAN HARVEST
I am sure going to have to learn how to ‘pull a rabbit out of a hat’ if I am going to make it through the Winter. Been dreading this ‘staying home’ for the past dozen years and here it is, the time has finally arrived. With reality setting in it didn’t end up being a good day for me:((
GROANER'S CORNER:(( Two notorious drunks are sitting at the bar. One is crying. The other asks what's wrong. "I've puked all over myself again and my wife is gonna kill me." The other drunk says "do what I do pal. Explain to your wife that some other drunk puked on you. Put a ten spot in your shirt pocket and tell her that the drunk was sorry and gave you ten dollars to have your clothes cleaned." "Sounds like a great idea" says drunk number 1. When he gets home, sure enough his wife is fuming and begins yelling at him about his clothes and how disgusting he is. The drunk starts spinning the lie and says " look for yourself, there's ten bucks in my shirt pocket." His wife looks in the pocket and finds twenty dollars. "Wait a minute, I thought you said the guy gave you ten for puking on you," says the wife. "He did," says the drunk. "But he crapped in my pants too."
1. Act naturally
2. Found missing
3. Resident alien
4. Advanced BASIC
5. Genuine imitation
6. Airline Food
7. Good grief8. Same difference
9. Almost exactly
10. Terribly pleased
11. Sanitary landfill
12. Alone together
13. Legally drunk
14. Silent scream
15. Living dead
16. Government organization