Wednesday, February 22, 2017

WE ARE ON THE MOVE AGAIN:))






GROANER'S CORNER:(( The district attorney stared at the jury, unable to believe the "not guilty" verdict he'd just heard. Bitterly, he asked, "What possible excuse could you have for acquitting this man?" The foreman answered, "Insanity." The attorney responded, still incredulous, "I could understand that, but... all twelve of you?"

- There is one big difference between genius and stupidity; genius has limits.
- Things could be worse; suppose your errors were counted and published every day, like those of a baseball player.
- And did you know that things go right so they can go wrong.

An elderly woman had just returned to her -home from an evening church service when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the burglar red-handed, and yelled, "Stop! Acts 2:38 (meaning, repent and be baptized...)!" The burglar stopped dead in his tracks. The woman then calmly called the police and explained what she had done.
As the officer cuffed the burglar, he asked, "Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you." "Scripture?" replied the burglar, "I thought she said she had an axe and two 38's!"



10 comments:

  1. Travel safe and enjoy the journey, it is always good to be on the move.

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  2. I know times u must miss the homestead...thx for the travel goodness!!

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  3. Safe travels...time for a change of scenery.

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  4. Wonder where you three will end up tonight. I'll look around the Albertsons parking lot in Blythe to see if you are here.

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  5. Is your keyboard broken now? No words, not like you... great pics though.

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  6. Safe Travels, enjoyed the Groaner.

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  7. Whenever I see that you have a new post, I go downstairs to the computer with the humongous screen so I can view your images as they should be viewed!

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