CURVE BILL THRASHER
I know I haven’t been consistently writing my usual long winded chatty posts as of late. The lighter side of my creative mind does not work well when under stress and I have to admit the stress levels for Kelly and I have been up lately regarding a possible ‘house sale’. However there is finally a faint light at the end of this long seemingly endless tunnel. I am still not at liberty to give out a lot of ‘before hand’ details but will say this……… Our house underwent a lengthy and thorough house inspection this morning and to our great relief there were no major problems found despite the house being nearly 60 years old. By the end of next week I may have a little more to say on how things are going. I am sincerely hoping in the meantime to once again get myself back into my old blog writing routine………barring any more stumbling blocks that is.
GROANER’S CORNER:(( And Just In Case You Forgot Here Are A Few More Affirmations Of Life::..
.. A closed mouth gathers no feet.
.. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
.. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
.. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious
.. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
.. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
.. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
.. Always yield to temptation, because it may not pass your way again.
.. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
.. Eat well, stay fit--die anyway.
.. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
.. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
.. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
.. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
.. Junk is something you throw away three weeks before you need it.
.. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
.. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
.. Thou shalt not weigh more than the refrigerator.
.. I believe the only time the world beats a path to my door is when I'm in the bathroom.
.. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
.. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.