Sunday, July 17, 2016

NOT FEELING QUITE UP TO PAR

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Although not feeling well today Pheebs and I did manage a short Jeep ride first thing getting ourselves out the door before 8 a.m..  Not a lot of photos as I mainly concentrated on simply immersing myself in what was to me a beautiful mid July summery Sunday morning.  Quietly enjoyed Huron Counties beautiful rural countryside and left my cameras sitting in place except for a couple photos.  Upon arriving home I wasn’t able to dredge up much energy and spent most of the day in my recliner.  I am hopeful my energy levels will be back up to par by morning…………………..

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SPOTTED THIS SHED IN VARNA AND THOUGHT TO MYSELF, ‘NOW THAT’S OUR KIND OF PROPERTY, ARCHITECTURE AND LANDSCAPING’…. LOVE IT:))

GROANER’S CORNER:((  The Laws of Golf::
LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This law does not expire on the 18th hole, since it has the supernatural tendency to extend over the course of a tournament, a summer and, eventually, a lifetime.
LAW 2: Your best round of golf will be followed almost immediately by your worst round ever. The probability of the latter increases with the number of people you tell about the former.
LAW 3: Brand new golf balls are water-magnetic. Though this cannot be proven in the lab, it is a known fact that the more expensive the golf ball, the greater its attraction to water.
LAW 4: Golf balls never bounce off of trees back into play. If one does, the tree is breaking a law of the universe and should be cut down.
LAW 5: No matter what causes a golfer to muff a shot, all his playing partners must solemnly chant "You looked up," or invoke the wrath of the universe.
LAW 6: The higher a golfer's handicap, the more qualified he deems himself as an instructor.
LAW 7: Every par-three hole in the world has a secret desire to humiliate golfers. The shorter the hole, the greater its desire.
LAW 8: Topping a 3-iron is the most painful torture known to man.
LAW 9: Palm trees eat golf balls.
LAW 10: Sand is alive. If it isn't, how do you explain the way it works against you?
LAW 11: Golf carts always run out of juice at the farthest point from the clubhouse.
LAW 12: A golfer hitting into your group will always be bigger than anyone in your group. Likewise, a group you accidentally hit into will consist of a football player, a professional wrestler, a convicted murderer and an IRS agent -- or some similar combination.
LAW 13: All 3-woods are demon-possessed.
LAW 14: Golf balls from the same "sleeve" tend to follow one another, particularly out of bounds or into the water (See Law three).
LAW 15: A severe slice is a thing of awesome power and beauty.
LAW 16: "Nice lag" can usually be translated to "lousy putt." Similarly, "tough break" can usually be translated "way to miss an easy one, sucker."
LAW 17: The person you would most hate to lose to will always be the one who beats you.
LAW 18: The last three holes of a round will automatically adjust your score to what it really should be.
LAW 19: Golf should be given up at least twice per month.
LAW 20: All vows taken on a golf course shall be valid only until sunset.

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A man and his wife were driving their Recreational Vehicle across the country and were nearing a town spelled Kissimee.  They noted the strange spelling and tried to figure how to pronounce it - KISS-a-me; kis-A-me; kis-a-ME. They grew more perplexed as they drove into the town.  Since they were hungry, they pulled into a place to get something to eat. At the counter, the man said to the waitress: "My wife and I can't seem to be able to figure out how to pronounce this place. Will you tell me where we are and say it very slowly so that I can understand."  The waitress looked at him and said: "Buuurrrgerrr Kiiiinnnng."

8 comments:

  1. Not good to feel funky like that, must be the mid summer slump.
    Monday is a new week and all will be wonderful again.

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  2. That shack reminds me of some of the places we hid hay from cows until Winter. Wasps, Check. Barn Owls, Check. Snakes, Check. Boogy men, Check. ' Tomorrow is Just a Dream Away'

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  3. Maybe they'd let you take that little beauty home to your garden :-) That would be a sweet "little" project for the rest of the summer. Sometimes a recliner day is just the right thing.

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  4. Hope you are having a good day. Really hot and muggy here.

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  5. I totally get it...Feel better soon.

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